I Like Beer A Lot

[haleyrules]

Russkie babes are finger licking good!

Hey, bought a jug of that J Walker black...12 yr old battle juice. Nice..mellow with some vanilla flavor..don't need mix although that makes it last longer..nice booze.

 

[waldoputty]

Russkie babes are finger licking good!

glad u could provide some 'color' in that
sounds like melon has been compromised.
'someone' did say they have the best hookers on the planet...

 

[Ranching]

Hey, bought a jug of that J Walker black...12 yr old battle juice. Nice..mellow with some vanilla flavor..don't need mix although that makes it last longer..nice booze.

It's gooood stuff! Enjoy, brother.

 

[haleyrules]

It's gooood stuff! Enjoy, brother.

Ha!! Its all good. But, yeah, nice booze!!

 

[Trouty]

Snow!!?? There is another name for that here!!

 

[haleyrules]

Hey Trouty..whats doin..anything left after the fires. Very disturbing.

 

[Trouty]

Hey Trouty..whats doin..anything left after the fires. Very disturbing.

Yeah, I think 500 burnt down homes. Very sad, prayers are with @CowboyStar88, as he lives in the area.

Just got home with the little one, Boxer. Having some micheladas. How are you, brother?

 

[The Dark Bishop]

Damn, you boys have been busy. Salud, just poured my first drink in five days. A double apple Jim beam on ice. Welcome @The Dark Bishop

Boooooooooozzzzzzzzeeeeeeee. That's the pickled mind after going dry for 5 days. lol
Good to see you taking care of that issue. Nice selection by the way...

Thanks for the Welcome and it's good to be here. Hope I didn't ruffle too many feathers my first day on this thread. lol

 

[Ranching]

Boooooooooozzzzzzzzeeeeeeee. That's the pickled mind after going dry for 5 days. lol
Good to see you taking care of that issue. Nice selection by the way...

Thanks for the Welcome and it's good to be here. Hope I didn't ruffle too many feathers my first day on this thread. lol

Nah, we all have thick skin around here. Was retired for 5 months and enjoyed my drinks. Got back to work, somewhat, yesterday so I gotta pace myself. Salud!

 

[The Dark Bishop]

Wow. Melon and dallasdave were giving poor ole Putty the business in the type of WR we need thread.
Don't let them get away with that my friend..... Post your revenge. Something like:

or maybe one of these

 

[waldoputty]

Wow. Melon and dallasdave were giving poor ole Putty the business in the type of WR we need thread.
Don't let them get away with that my friend..... Post your revenge. Something like:

or maybe one of these

DB, we are going to have a lot of fun and pull a lot of feathers here.
we can have @Trouty begging for more
beware that @maxdogg does bite but he can be gentle.
@Ranching and @daboyzruleperiod would be trying to get a while, while the jealous melon of freud would try to get attention by singing:

 

[waldoputty]

@dallasdave @LocimusPrime
take a look at #19730

 

[Ranched]

oh yea, @The Dark Bishop , in terms of chess assignments, here you go

putty - the casting couch king is always having his way with @Trouty - the white drama Queen
@Ranching is the dark knight who rules the affections of @daboyzruleperiod , the dark cat queen always flaunting her charms .
that makes the dark rogue @Melonfeud really jealous , but he must content with the white rogue @maxdoggie who bites harder than his bark.
you now can be the bishop for the dark side , but you must battle the swift white bishop in @dallasdave who always has his way with bears .
then the white knight @LocimusPrime uses his butter fingers to confound the dark knight @RGV_C_Los who is more focused on baseball than chess .

 

[Ranched]

basically, u r getting the hang of it.

since u r new, your job will be to discipline @Ranching when appropriate with the board of education, help @Trouty with his pads, give @maxdogg his doggie baths with a hose, serve as @daboyzruleperiod 's security blanket, find a shorter ruler for @Melonfeud , make sure @dallasdave does not bring too many bears, and make sure @LocimusPrime uses olive oil instead of butter.

LOL, you're crazy putty.

 

[Ranching]

He's to

LOL, you're crazy putty.

He's too tall to be Putty! Lol

 

[waldoputty]

He's to

He's too tall to be Putty! Lol

u r just butt hurt from the board of education as wielded by the dark one

 

[Ranching]

u r just butt hurt from the board of education as wielded by the dark one

Keep the dark one away from my butt. Lol

 

[The Dark Bishop]

Keep the dark one away from my butt. Lol

But the white ones are ok? Got it.

Sorry you left that one wide open. I mean the punchline not your bum.... lol

 

[Ranching]

But the white ones are ok? Got it.

Sorry you left that one wide open. I mean the punchline not your bum.... lol

Lol! You're gonna fit in great around here.

 

[The Dark Bishop]

LOL, you're crazy putty.

LMAO

I thought for sure that kid was about to do the truffle shuffle before lifting his arms up in the air.