5 Facts Going Forward

[Nightman]

1- Jerry Jones is the owner until he dies and then his kids will take over
2- Jason Garrett is the Head Coach until Jerry dies
3- Dak is the QB of the Dallas Cowboys for the next 6-10 years
4- Zeke Elliott will gain over 10k rushing yards for DAL
5- Witten won't retire until he gets a ring.......better get one in 2018

If you can't deal with these facts you should be gone already
No one ever said it was going to be easy

 

[Trouty]

1- Jerry Jones is the owner until he dies and then his kids will take over
2- Jason Garrett is the Head Coach until Jerry dies
3- Dak is the QB of the Dallas Cowboys for the next 6-10 years
4- Zeke Elliott will gain over 10k rushing yards for DAL
5- Witten won't retire until he gets a ring.......better get one in 2018

If you can't deal with these facts you should be gone already
No one ever said it was going to be easy

Lol!!

It is true! But dang, Night!

 

[Sydla]

1- Jerry Jones is the owner until he dies and then his kids will take over
2- Jason Garrett is the Head Coach until Jerry dies
3- Dak is the QB of the Dallas Cowboys for the next 6-10 years
4- Zeke Elliott will gain over 10k rushing yards for DAL
5- Witten won't retire until he gets a ring.......better get one in 2018

If you can't deal with these facts you should be gone already
No one ever said it was going to be easy

Sounds like a real crap ride until Jerry dies then.

 

[black label]

1- Jerry Jones is the owner until he dies and then his kids will take over
2- Jason Garrett is the Head Coach until Jerry dies
3- Dak is the QB of the Dallas Cowboys for the next 6-10 years
4- Zeke Elliott will gain over 10k rushing yards for DAL
5- Witten won't retire until he gets a ring.......better get one in 2018

If you can't deal with these facts you should be gone already
No one ever said it was going to be easy

 

[Ranching]

1- Jerry Jones is the owner until he dies and then his kids will take over
2- Jason Garrett is the Head Coach until Jerry dies
3- Dak is the QB of the Dallas Cowboys for the next 6-10 years
4- Zeke Elliott will gain over 10k rushing yards for DAL
5- Witten won't retire until he gets a ring.......better get one in 2018

If you can't deal with these facts you should be gone already
No one ever said it was going to be easy

Someone suggested this the other night. Call Mudda Fokker Jones from Horrible Bosses! Lol

 

[LocimusPrime]

Clappers eyes betray him

 

[Ranching]

Fact 6

• Garrett has a crush on Charlotte. Has improper thoughts about her

But can't do anything about it, cuz he would give her the clap!!

 

[Trouty]

Sounds like a real crap ride until Jerry dies then.

I’m not even sure it’ll get better when Stephan takes the reigns.

Kim Jong-un taking over for Kim Jong-il fears, with this guy.

 

[LocimusPrime]

Mmmmmmmhmmmmmmmm

 

[LocimusPrime]

She's reading his naughty messages

 

[AzorAhai]

fact
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noun

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2. something known to exist or to have happened: Space travel is now a fact.
   
   

 

[Nightman]

Sounds like a real crap ride until Jerry dies then.

I like where we are at

We have 45 young, homegrown players under contract
We need a WR, a DT, a G/C, a LB

We have 10 draft picks and 50m in salary cap space...................Let's Roll

 

[Nightman]

Lol!!

It is true! But dang, Night!

I'm all in.............Ride or Die

 

[Trouty]

I'm all in.............Ride or Die

I’m with ya, brother!

If we do die, can we get a proper funeral, tho?

 

[garyo1954]

Biggest fact of 2017.....

Tony Romo is the last QB to throw a TD to Terrence Williams!
Which was also Tony's last pass, last TD pass, first game back, last game played.....

Trivia question for the future too!

 

[Nightman]

I’m with ya, brother!

If we do die, can we get a proper funeral, tho?

Nah, scatter my ashes on the beach and on the field in Frisco

 

[garyo1954]

Nah, scatter my ashes on the beach and on the field in Frisco

How 'bout we bury diehards under the star? We deserve it!

 

[Nightman]

How 'bout we bury diehards under the star? We deserve it!

Might have a creepy business idea......combine final resting place with outdoor practice fields for college and pro die-hards

The End Zone

 

[yimyammer]

 

[Sydla]

I like where we are at

We have 45 young, homegrown players under contract
We need a WR, a DT, a G/C, a LB

We have 10 draft picks and 50m in salary cap space...................Let's Roll

And a coach/coaching staff that hasn't won squat in 7 years and history indicates he's unlikely to suddenly reverse course and be largely successful.

And a FO that will likely go into FA looking for this year's Nolan Carroll bargains.