OP, your breath smells like mummy meat...
,,,Er,,,,
,,, granted the fact , I'm rather limited in identifying the obvious distinct odor of this above mentioned extra lengthy air cured and sometimes extravagantly seasoned particular type of jerked meat,,,so,,, if say, one were to set the median benchmark level at plain ol' sun dried BEAVER jerky ,,,,just where would this MUMMY Meat shoehorn in at? above or below,,,as antelope, elk& donkey
Would rank below our set benchmark sniffer scale,,, while armadillo,panther& nearly all owls,along with most of the larger birds of prey definitely maintain an elavated smell level,,,just,,,pray tell,
Would the level be in determining the strength of perceived halitosis,,,hummm?
You can't ,in good conscience my dear fellow, expect to just tease us with your advanced olfactory capabilities and then giddily dash off ,,,