You too can be an NFL GM

[Bobhaze]

One of the most coveted positions in professional sports is being General Manager of an NFL franchise. Many sports executives work for years, even decades to get to become the executive making football decisions at the highest level.

Here’s the good news: It’s actually easier than you think to get there! You too can become an NFL GM in 3 easy steps.

Step 1: Become a billionaire.
Step 2: Buy an NFL team.
Step 3: Name yourself GM.

That’s it! That’s all it takes in the NFL to become a GM. No annoying “qualifications” and even better, no one to hold you accountable for failure.

If you can buy a team, you can achieve your GM dream! Now go make it happen.

 

[jazzcat22]

And this post serves the purpose of what?
Just another Jerry bash thread. Move on dude.

It's ok to throw in a jab here and there, but people with threads upon threads is old.

 

[Bobhaze]

And this post serves the purpose of what?
Just another Jerry bash thread. Move on dude.

It's ok to throw in a jab here and there, but people with threads upon threads is old.

It’s just a joke man. I hear ya.

 

[DHCBF66]

One of the most coveted positions in professional sports is being General Manager of an NFL franchise. Many sports executives work for years, even decades to get to become the executive making football decisions at the highest level.

Here’s the good news: It’s actually easier than you think to get there! You too can become an NFL GM in 3 easy steps.

Step 1: Become a billionaire.
Step 2: Buy an NFL team.
Step 3: Name yourself GM.

That’s it! That’s all it takes in the NFL to become a GM. No annoying “qualifications” and even better, no one to hold you accountable for failure.

If you can buy a team, you can achieve your GM dream! Now go make it happen.

I'm a pretty dam good gm....on Madden...

 

[conner01]

One of the most coveted positions in professional sports is being General Manager of an NFL franchise. Many sports executives work for years, even decades to get to become the executive making football decisions at the highest level.

Here’s the good news: It’s actually easier than you think to get there! You too can become an NFL GM in 3 easy steps.

Step 1: Become a billionaire.
Step 2: Buy an NFL team.
Step 3: Name yourself GM.

That’s it! That’s all it takes in the NFL to become a GM. No annoying “qualifications” and even better, no one to hold you accountable for failure.

If you can buy a team, you can achieve your GM dream! Now go make it happen.

Sounds fun
Anyone got a billion I can borrow
I’ll get you good seats

 

[John813]

Step 4:?
Step 5: Profit

 

[GMO415]

Step 4: You have to be approved by the other owners.

 

[Bobhaze]

Step 4: You have to be approved by the other owners.

That eliminates me...well, that and not being a billionaire.

 

[GMO415]

That eliminates me...well, that and not being a billionaire.

Tell me about it.....

 

[Risen Star]

One of the most coveted positions in professional sports is being General Manager of an NFL franchise. Many sports executives work for years, even decades to get to become the executive making football decisions at the highest level.

Here’s the good news: It’s actually easier than you think to get there! You too can become an NFL GM in 3 easy steps.

Step 1: Become a billionaire.
Step 2: Buy an NFL team.
Step 3: Name yourself GM.

That’s it! That’s all it takes in the NFL to become a GM. No annoying “qualifications” and even better, no one to hold you accountable for failure.

If you can buy a team, you can achieve your GM dream! Now go make it happen.

And after that all you have to do is exist for a while and then you can point to all your experience at the job!

It's flawless!

 

[Risen Star]

There is one other way. Have your Dad do it. Then pretend to be his assistant until he dies.

 

[Risen Star]

BTW, Bob....I consider you a blood brother after this thread.

If we ever have a dust up around here you'll be the only fan spared by the Butcher.

 

[jsb357]

what's your point?

GM is not going anywhere for a while so have a snickers.

 

[DcFootball4]

I have the plan... Win powerball, hire a few good men to take care of some things for me, buy the team, and I will hire this whole site to help me build the team.

 

[408Cowboy]

I have the plan... Win powerball, hire a few good men to take care of some things for me, buy the team, and I will hire this whole site to help me build the team.

Hiring the whole site would be more dysfunctional than the current FO.

 

[kskboys]

Step 4:?
Step 5: Profit

Step 6: Get elected to the HOF for being a topnotch used car salesman!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[kskboys]

Hiring the whole site would be more dysfunctional than the current FO.

Absolutely. Too many bosses = chaos.

However, I could name prolly 20 guys from this site who would've done a much better job over the last 20 years than the job that was done.

 

[garyv]

One of the most coveted positions in professional sports is being General Manager of an NFL franchise. Many sports executives work for years, even decades to get to become the executive making football decisions at the highest level.

Here’s the good news: It’s actually easier than you think to get there! You too can become an NFL GM in 3 easy steps.

Step 1: Become a billionaire.
Step 2: Buy an NFL team.
Step 3: Name yourself GM.

That’s it! That’s all it takes in the NFL to become a GM. No annoying “qualifications” and even better, no one to hold you accountable for failure.

If you can buy a team, you can achieve your GM dream! Now go make it happen.

Well its not the only reason look you currently have a Hall of Fame GM "Jerry Jones"

 

[Bobhaze]

Well its not the only reason look you currently have a Hall of Fame GM "Jerry Jones"

Except he’s in the HOF as a “contributor”, not as GM. Translation: Jerry found innovative ways to make NFL owners a lot of cash. Thus the Hall.

 

[cowboy_ron]

Our GM could be replaced in a Home Depot parking lot at around 6AM on any weekday morning.