Finish the story, and/or the three word thread

[Runwildboys]

Thanks. Now I want a sandwich. That means I have to move.

What, they don't allow sandwiches in your apartment?

 

[Vegas_Cowboy]

What, they don't allow sandwiches in your apartment?

Yeah. But now I have to get up and make one.

 

[Runwildboys]

Yeah. But now I have to get up and make one.

I know. Just demonstrating the dangers of the English language.

 

[Longboysfan]

Including the sandwich...

That was sitting

 

[GMO415]

next to lotion

 

[Vegas_Cowboy]

next to lotion

While watching porn.

 

[TheBigEasy]

While watching porn.

..trying to understand

 

[Ranched]

..trying to understand

....why people watch

 

[Longboysfan]

all these movies

 

[Vegas_Cowboy]

....why people watch

Disgusting things online...

 

[Vegas_Cowboy]

all these movies

Are about mobsters

 

[Longboysfan]

Are about mobsters

Where they constantly

 

[nobody]

knit argyle sweaters

 

[TheBigEasy]

keeping grandma busy...

 

[Ranched]

....so the Reindeer

 

[Vegas_Cowboy]

....can keep Santa

 

[Route 66]

from Nutella wrestling

 

[Longboysfan]

with the elves

 

[nobody]

, Keebler elves specifically

 

[SlammedZero]

That have little