Just for fun- the TC/Preseason Quote Book

[buybuydandavis]

FROM COACH GARRETT
0. "It's a process" I can't believe you missed that one
1. "Stack good days on top of each other"

 

[Bobhaze]

And “Doing things the right way”.

 

[glimmerman]

“We are expecting some good things from him”

 

[Bobhaze]

JERRY-
"Verrah pos-teeve" (Very Positive)
"The stay-jum" (The Stadium)
"Our fans...."
"Relateeve to..." (Relative to)

 

[Trouty]

I've cut back on my drinking. Lol

Has the same effect on me, Haim. Stop drinking, post less. Drink, post like a maniac.

Bob Hayes, brilliant OP!

 

[CPanther95]

"We have all the pieces in place"

 

[zerofill]

I swear it almost seems like an Artificial Intelligence machine is doing those pressers. It’s the same stuff over and over.

Remember the good old days with Jimmy, Switzer, Dave Campo or Parcells? There was no telling what you were gonna get. Parcels might throw in a grocery analogy or talk about a rookie that had to deliver water, etc. Campo was fun to listen to when he would get mad post game. Switzer might throw out an f bomb.

With Garrett, I swear after any game if you didn’t know the score beforehand, you wouldn’t know if the Cowboys had won or lost listening to that schtick. And win or lose we’ve always done “some good things” and “some things we need to clean up”. LOL!

Like I have mentioned I am a programmer, and we have actually been playing around with some basic A.I. stuff. Just primitive things...

But, in our model you have helpers that are referred to as neurons. Basically it is a learning model that is fed a lot of text over time.

The funny thing is, we only have 6 neurons, and with a lot of text that has been analyzed, it can probably write sentences as well as what Garrett spits out.

So maybe he only has 6 neurons... haha

 

[LocimusPrime]

Mike White. Mike white. Mike white

 

[LocimusPrime]

Fans

"I told you so"
"Same ole cowboys "
" that was dumb"
"Why the hell don't we play-(insert name here )"
" the front office should hire me"
" these refs are paid off man"
" no way that was pass interference "
" I hate garret"
"I'm not watching this crap.....well maybe we'll make a comeback "

 

[LocimusPrime]

Can't wait to post this on the zone. Oh yeah baby. They gonna eat some crow, cause I'm gonna take to them to hole.

 

[Bobhaze]

Mike White. Mike white. Mike white

The only way for Dak to silence his critics is to win in the playoffs. Playoff wins are the way to add credibility to a good regular season. The fact that Romo only had 2 WC round wins will be what keeps him out of Canton. Winning in the playoffs is the coin of the NFL realm.

 

[LocimusPrime]

The only way for Dak to silence his critics is to win in the playoffs. Playoff wins are the way to add credibility to a good regular season. The fact that Romo only had 2 WC round wins will be what keeps him out of Canton. Winning in the playoffs is the coin of the NFL realm.

No argument here. If romo had 1-2 super bowl wins he would be a HOFer. Eli will have a better change getting into the hall.

 

[xwalker]

As a fun prelude to the opening of Training Camp and the underwhelming action known as NFL preseason games, here are a list of guaranteed quotes from the mouths of Jason Garrett, Jerry, and Jerry’s favorite paid writer, Mickey “Jones” Spagnola:

FROM COACH GARRETT
1. “In all phases of the game...”
2. “Continue to do things the right way”....
3. “....in the football game”, “football player” (used min of 10 times per day)
4. “We did some things well in the first half”...
5. “_____ is an outstanding football player.”
6. “____ has been working extremely hard, and he’s done some good things.” (Means he’s probably gonna be cut, lol)
7. “He will be day to day...”
8. “He’s practicing hard...”

FROM JERRY JONES
1. “Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh...”
2. “Certainly, the excitement, and of course we will, and I’m smiling when I say that...”
3. “About as low as snake’s belly and cricket’s a___”.
4. “Bubble butt...”
5. “Uh, uh, fast twitch, uh, muscles...”
6. “Ox-nerd” (instead of Oxnard)

FROM MICKEY ”JONES” SPAGNOLA, COWBOYS “PAYROLL” WRITER
1. “Keep an eye out for _______ , he’s been flashing on some plays.” (Usually a guy about to be cut)
2. “If this team can stay healthy....”
3. “The Cowboys coaches tell me this guy has been a beast in camp” (see #1 above)

What else? Other “go to” quotes sure to entertain us from “Ox-nerd”?

From Broaddus:

Player X1 looks great.
Player X2 looks great.
Player X3 looks great.

Player Y1 sucks.
Player Y2 sucks.
Player Y3 sucks.

A quick check will reveal that Broaddus liked all X players in the draft and disliked all Y players in the draft.

His observations of player's performance always correlates to his previous predictions of their abilities.