Jerry Jones: Word Magician

[CalPolyTechnique]

Does anyone have the Rosetta Stone to crack this riddle?

[from a recent ESPN article]

Clearly, Jones would like to get a deal done with at least one of the trio.

"The answer is yes, but I'll repeat it: Would it be better if we can get one of the players done -- and I'm not being trite -- then to not have any done of the ones you're talking about? The answer is yes," Jones said. "What may surprise you is we may come up with one that you haven't been asking about that might make a point in what I'm trying to make."

 

[EST_1986]

Can't decipher that but I know what causes this ...

 

[John813]

Re-signing another "core" player that hasn't got a lot of attention due to the trio of offensive players due for a deal.

He wants to keep this team together but knows he can't simply give away big deals to everyone. He wants to keep the "big 3" and others. Maybe someone like Byron Jones, or re-signing Jaylon before his contract demands really blow up. Or give Jeff Heath the yacht and 25% ownership of the Cowboys.

 

[TwoCentPlain]

I am guessing Jerry is referring to Jaylon Smith. Or maybe Maelik Collins.

 

[big dog cowboy]

It's simple. The Cowboys are a team.

A full roster that needs to be managed.

Zeke, Dak and Amari are individuals.

No individual is above the team.

 

[Rayman70]

Jerry is the PT Barnum of the league. Snake oil salesman and wordsmith. lol

 

[morat1959]

Can't decipher that but I know what causes this ...

Lol!

 

[Sydla]

He's going to sign Jaylon Smith or Byron Jones soon.

 

[Diehardblues]

Does anyone have the Rosetta Stone to crack this riddle?

[from a recent ESPN article]

Clearly, Jones would like to get a deal done with at least one of the trio.

"The answer is yes, but I'll repeat it: Would it be better if we can get one of the players done -- and I'm not being trite -- then to not have any done of the ones you're talking about? The answer is yes," Jones said. "What may surprise you is we may come up with one that you haven't been asking about that might make a point in what I'm trying to make."

The answer is there’s only one player who needs to be signed now. That’s Elliott cause he’s holding out.

 

[Bobhaze]

“Jerry-speak” occasionally requires a translator. But more often it simply requires salt. A large grain of salt that is. He is the most inarticulate football executive out there. Thankfully when I see his lips moving I immediately go into BS detection auto pilot. If Jerry said the sky was blue I would go outside to check before I believed it.

 

[The Quest for Six]

Now where did I put that Jerry Jones decoder speak ring!

 

[Sydla]

Now where did I put that Jerry Jones decoder speak ring!

DON'T FORGET TO DRINK YOUR OVALTINE?

 

[PAPPYDOG]

Does anyone have the Rosetta Stone to crack this riddle?

[from a recent ESPN article]

Clearly, Jones would like to get a deal done with at least one of the trio.

"The answer is yes, but I'll repeat it: Would it be better if we can get one of the players done -- and I'm not being trite -- then to not have any done of the ones you're talking about? The answer is yes," Jones said. "What may surprise you is we may come up with one that you haven't been asking about that might make a point in what I'm trying to make."

Byron or Jaylon come on down your the next contestant on the Contract extension is right baby!!!

 

[Ranching]

He's gonna extend Garrett!!

 

[cern]

jerry's stated love of ambiguity has piqued a bit of interest among those who follow his words of wisdom.

 

[Chocolate Lab]

I'm just glad to know he's not being trite. Again.

 

[CyberB0b]

I think @Melonfeud can speak Jerry.

 

[zrinkill]

Jones ego always makes things worse

 

[zrinkill]

It's simple. The Cowboys are a team.

A full roster that needs to be managed.

Zeke, Dak and Amari are individuals.

No individual is above the team.

Unless their last names is Jones ...... Then they always put themselves and thier massive ego's before the good of the team.

 

[RodeoJake]

Wildcatter speak: "Do I think we're gonna strike? Yes." Then everything that follows is a smokescreen for it could be crude, natural gas or an aquifer, but yes. We'll strike.