Jerry Jones: Word Magician

[MWH1967]

He's going to sign Jaylon Smith or Byron Jones soon.

Hope its Jaylon

 

[visionary]

Says the guy who is happy with this 24 year ineptitude of the Jones family without Troy Aikman.

Why can’t you just be happy with the Cowboys?

Maybe “you’re not a real fan”?

Maybe “you need to go find a new team”?

Aren’t these things you’ve said to fans who are tired of Garrett?

Well, now the shoe is on the other foot

 

[CouchCoach]

I think @Melonfeud can speak Jerry.

LMAO, are you sure they're not one in the same? I heard that Booger bought a casings liner company in June.

 

[CouchCoach]

You can't listen to or watch Booger speak, you have to see it written and then you can rearrange the words or insert of remove words to have it make sense. But you really have to ask yourself this. In the end, is it worth any expenditure of energy to decipher what he's said? Are you better or worse for it?

 

[zrinkill]

Why can’t you just be happy with the Cowboys?

Maybe “you’re not a real fan”?

Maybe “you need to go find a new team”?

Aren’t these things you’ve said to fans who are tired of Garrett?

Well, now the shoe is on the other foot

You must be one of those blind homers I have heard so much about.

Down with Garrett ........ Down with the Jones family.

 

[Melonfeud]

The message is take what's offered before there's no money left AKA get in where you fit in.

 

[Melonfeud]

LMAO, are you sure they're not one in the same? I heard that Booger bought a casings liner company in June.

Hilarious

 

[CalPolyTechnique]

Does anyone have the Rosetta Stone to crack this riddle?

Jones said. "What may surprise you is we may come up with one that you haven't been asking about that might make a point in what I'm trying to make."

There’s something about the construction and arrangement of words in that sentence that is the hallmark of a beautiful mind, lulz.