Jerry Jones: Word Magician

[erod]

Jerry are smart.

 

[Oz-of-Cowboy-Country]

The point he's trying to make is... he's going to keep the players he intends on keeping. If they intend on being kept. You can test the market before we set the market.

 

[superonyx]

I believe he is implying that Amari Cooper may be the first to sign and it will be a team friendly deal. He is suggesting that this is what they are trying to do with everyone. Get them to take team friendly deals. He may think Cooper has shown some level of willingness to go first.


Or I am completely wrong

 

[Rayman70]

wonder twin powers, ACTIVATE! Form of a Thesaurus....FORM OF A STREET MIME! That's what is needed to figure out Jerry speak. He makes the game of football sound so darn complicated , as if HE and he alone has the answers lol...he's a emperor with no clothes and has been for over 20 years. Its embarrassing and sad..

 

[ksadler1]

He's gonna extend Garrett!!

BITE YOUR TONGUE and go wash your mouth out with soap!!!!!

Ahhhhhh, memories...

 

[Melonfeud]

I think @Melonfeud can speak Jerry.

lmao
,,,although, I'll be needing at least a 72 hour window, in order to complete my multi- billionaire mind melding training program of intensive total immersion of properly channelled motor neuron synaptic alignment,,,but ya ,Mister " Sky Pilot" ,,,I do believe I could ,,,er,,,although, overtime past 40 hours? time& a half ,just really ain't gonna' cut-it with me anymore,seeings how's Dak& Zeke have done bowed up an standing on their own hind legs& all ,reckon'll be standing in solidarity with my downtrodden worker class brethren when that personal concernment of due compensation is an issue,,,

 

[Melonfeud]

I think @Melonfeud can speak Jerry.

*perhaps I ought to read to O.P. first,,,huh?

 

[CowboyRoy]

Does anyone have the Rosetta Stone to crack this riddle?

[from a recent ESPN article]

Clearly, Jones would like to get a deal done with at least one of the trio.

"The answer is yes, but I'll repeat it: Would it be better if we can get one of the players done -- and I'm not being trite -- then to not have any done of the ones you're talking about? The answer is yes," Jones said. "What may surprise you is we may come up with one that you haven't been asking about that might make a point in what I'm trying to make."

What riddle? He saying point blank that they may wind up signing a different guy that isn't one of the big 3 we have been talking about.

To me that either means Jones or Jaylon.

 

[Melonfeud]

Does anyone have the Rosetta Stone to crack this riddle?

[from a recent ESPN article]

Clearly, Jones would like to get a deal done with at least one of the trio.

"The answer is yes, but I'll repeat it: Would it be better if we can get one of the players done -- and I'm not being trite -- then to not have any done of the ones you're talking about? The answer is yes," Jones said. "What may surprise you is we may come up with one that you haven't been asking about that might make a point in what I'm trying to make."

Copy,,,,Football Dad merely stated his wish of already having had at least one of his big 3trio
Done already signed/ locked in for dedicated gameplay all ready, , ,er, , , & apparently he's got another player( or possibly a head coach ) he's fixing to land ,,, as that last part is just pure bobber jiggling,,, pretty insightful really

 

[JoeKing]

That's just word salad to me. I do, however, appreciate some of the translations being presented. The posters here are the best.

 

[Bob-Lillys-War]

customer :
"So, this used ford pinto will run?"

jerry:
"The answer is yes, but I'll repeat it: Would it be better if we can get one of the <INSERT PRODUCT HERE> done -- and I'm not being trite -- then to not have any done of the ones you're talking about? The answer is yes," Jones said. "What may surprise you is we may come up with one that you haven't been asking about that might make a point in what I'm trying to make."

 

[Melonfeud]

customer :
"So, this used ford pinto will run?"

jerry:
"The answer is yes, but I'll repeat it: Would it be better if we can get one of the <INSERT PRODUCT HERE> done -- and I'm not being trite -- then to not have any done of the ones you're talking about? The answer is yes," Jones said. "What may surprise you is we may come up with one that you haven't been asking about that might make a point in what I'm trying to make."

* I think it'd be kinda' nifty to have a Ford pinto,,along with one each of AMC's gremlin& pacer rolling crap wagons ,around a 1978 vintage, all herded up on the back 40 ,amongst the horse&green reefer weeds*

 

[408Cowboy]

Senile-ish-isms

 

[Common Sense]

That almost has to be Byron Jones, right?

 

[CF74]

He's gonna extend Garrett!!

Callate guey!!!

 

[Fire407]

He's gotten worse than Al Davis near the end.

 

[links18]

I called it last week: They are resigning Byron Jones first and using the contract to send a message to the others. What the message is, I have no idea.

 

[acr731]

Does anyone have the Rosetta Stone to crack this riddle?

[from a recent ESPN article]

Clearly, Jones would like to get a deal done with at least one of the trio.

"The answer is yes, but I'll repeat it: Would it be better if we can get one of the players done -- and I'm not being trite -- then to not have any done of the ones you're talking about? The answer is yes," Jones said. "What may surprise you is we may come up with one that you haven't been asking about that might make a point in what I'm trying to make."

Arkansas hillbilly trying to sound smarter than he is. And failing miserably.

 

[408Cowboy]

I called it last week: They are resigning Byron Jones first and using the contract to send a message to the others. What the message is, I have no idea.

The message is take what's offered before there's no money left AKA get in where you fit in.

 

[DandyDon52]

That is Arkansas Hillbilly lingo, that actually is saying " I dont know what I am doing or what is going to happen, but I want everyone to think I know
more than they do and I am in control of the situation"