Image: Zeke On Plane to Dallas

[SportsGuru80]

Jerry open that wallet and pay the man.

 

[Alexander]

It's cool to see him coming back to Dallas but I really wish people would respect celebrities' privacy.

That would suck. You are just trying to be anonymous and get home.

You realize your enormous head is a dead giveaway, but you have no choice.

Then some yahoo is taking pics of you on their cell phone. Even worse, he gets up to go to the rest room, this guy is probably waiting for him as soon as he comes out going "Zeke! I love you man! You are like my favorite Cowboy! Hope you sign soon!"

 

[PJTHEDOORS]

It's cool to see him coming back to Dallas but I really wish people would respect celebrities' privacy.

He'd fly in a private plane if he wanted that.

 

[Alexander]

He'd fly in a private plane if he wanted that.

And if the Joneses would pay the man, he could afford to do that.

 

[DallasEast]

 

[Alexander]

This is probably true. Notice the flirty way she tilts her flip flop.

 

[J12B]

 

[DallasEast]

"Source close to #EzekielElliott"

Please tell me Mike Fisher did not type his tweet with a straight face while using this pic.

 

[Melonfeud]

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Although, being a staunchly Anti- Hit da' Clicker Cuz' it's posted up leading member of that coalition,,, yer' O.P. shall suffice in that gratuitously most righteous Rockin' column of PARTY is ON!!! Woooo- Whoooo (I had her hair shaved,,{,er,,, more like trimmed back really& I forget the rest if that songs vocaled rift} ,,,blah, blah, run with heavy metal,,,blah,blah,,,
Woooo - Whoooo!
With yer' wireless P.A.
Blah Blah
Tired of running with heavy metal

 

[Buzzbait]

Who the heck packs a hooded sweatshirt to Cabo?

Good question.

 

[Melonfeud]

Someone trying to conceal their identity

*an introvert of possible cosmicallyFootballish Ruleitude ,,,er,,, or maybe just an strange way of operating introvert trekking humbly home ,,,to open lovin'arms of FANDOM & he's covertly employing the patented Feudian, " on the sly& crowd blending melding maneuver" ,,,,

 

[Buzzbait]

Agreed. But at least we see he's with a chick he can't beat up. So that's comforting.

Hey, the gloves were off when he held out. Cowboys!

Yup, that IS comforting.

 

[Tangle_Foot]

" I'm tired of all of these mother snakes on the plane "

 

[RustyBourneHorse]

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That has to be cool for the people next to him.

 

[RustyBourneHorse]

Who the heck packs a hooded sweatshirt to Cabo?

Who else but Zeke?

 

[slick325]

$10 says he's reading CowboysZone. Probably my stuff.

Set up your Cash App account Risen...a lot of people owe you money.

 

[Typhus]

This doesn't mean much. It's not like he was going to stay in Cabo forever. He needed to go get away and he's been working out on his own. He was obviously going to come home at some point.

He wondered around the beach for a few days until he figured out that Jessica was long gone.

 

[Melonfeud]

Yup, that IS comforting.

$1000 bucks says Zeke is NOT listening to George Strait!!

Royally LMAO

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You cannot tell me that this woman does not look just like Beth, from Accounting.

*I can't attest to that above veracity, But, she is Exactly the type of jiggly squishy boobed Senorita ratchet strapped unto his chest as he'd powered thru that Mexican beach sand , ,,er,,,That I've vision quested( BTW) Channelled thru, by the gifts from the ancient fathers of old

 

[Cowfan75]

I wouldn't know what to do if I found myself next to Zeke. I'd want to say hello and ask for an autograph, but I would want to respect his privacy. I was on a flight with Seth Rollins (wrestling, for those don't know) and it was just he and I alone in a terminal after the flight, and he was also buried in his phone, so I said nothing.

 

[Melonfeud]

Set up your Cash App account Risen...a lot of people owe you money.

ain't a solid fan worth his daily salt , render that @Risen Star ya-hoo of National exit orifice locational geographical craptudial tee-peeville of whence he resides ,cept' fer' cockle burr Klingons of likewise "tee-peevilled" squatters conditions

* er,,,dude, I'm Prolly just kidding ,,,ah,,, maybe,,, about that,,,or,,,MAYBE NOT!