Who thinks the Cowboys are beating the Rams?

[Diehardblues]

Based on our recent history and trends I’m unable to produce an argument on our behalf.

I have several factors which lead me to such conclusions which all have been hashed over and over in recent weeks .

But I’m interested in arguments why we will win.

 

[zrinkill]

Only thing I can come up with is we are due for a win.

 

[HowardC]

Not I.

 

[gmb1]

Do the Rams have a winning record? If not, then we have a chance!

 

[Praxit]

....6 weeks ago they might have. Rams are playing really well now, bad time to meet up.

 

[Typhus]

Well there is the guy named Todd Gurley, and there is this DL in Dallas.

 

[TheTruthIsOutThere]

This would be a very Garrett team thing to do.

 

[shabazz]

Barring Mononucleosis, Mass Influenza, or an Aircraft catastrophe, we will lose again to a team with a winning record

 

[maryquality]

Are 1/2 the Rams' team out with the flu, including their RB's? If so, then there is a chance.

 

[shabazz]

Well there is the guy named Todd Gurley, and there is this DL in Dallas.

........and a defense to face, Not ranked in the bottom 10 of the NFL

 

[JayFord]

The eagles won and thats the only thing that keeps dallas motivated to win

so we might win

 

[CPanther95]

Beating the Rams and losing week 17 to the Commanders seems like the only possible ending to this season.

 

[joe_vato]

Rams probably aren’t even gonna practice this week

 

[shabazz]

Are 1/2 the Rams' team out with the flu, including their RB's? If so, then there is a chance.

I would include Explosive Diarrhea for the Rams as another pathway to victory

 

[shabazz]

Beating the Rams and losing week 17 to the Commanders seems like the only possible ending to this season.

Sadly, only one of those 2 scenarios seems plausible......and 1 micro-aggression awarded for typing the name of the team from Washington

 

[jazzcat22]

Ok, I will be the 1st, and maybe the only one.
We will win the game...put it in 3 inch headlines...

Oh, wait, flashback to January 1994.

I think we drive down the field and Jason wants to show off his new toy Kai Forbath for a FG attempt. But does he make it?
Then the defense, well the Rams never punt in this game.
Offense after the 1st FG attempt, they get a TD from Gallop and a late garbage TD somehow.

41 to 17 Rams

Jerry says afterwards, I think Garret can win out and win the division as he cries...thats my coach...

 

[nightrain]

The Yams and Cowbells are headed in opposite directions. The Cowboys will likely be embarrassed at home in this one. The team has fully checked out.

 

[Typhus]

........and a defense to face, Not ranked in the bottom 10 of the NFL

Don't really care at this point if we win or lose, but I will be watching Aaron Donald vs this OL.
If we win that battle, I will be somewhat satisfied moving forward, as long as its without JG.

 

[Chill35]

It's almost like everyone on the team is betting against the odds every week. If we are favored we will surely lose. If not then our team can relax and win and everyone can cash in.

 

[cowboyec]

if we play well...we'll win.
if we keep playin' like crap...we won't.

 

[joe_vato]

The Yams and Cowbells are headed in opposite directions. The Cowboys will likely be embarrassed at home in this one. The team has fully checked out.

The Yams