Dak Vs. Wentz: The "If You Were Into Guys" Edition

[darthseinfeld]

If you were all about the men, who do you think you would rather smash?

 

[Xelda]

Smash is an unusual choice of words for the subject matter, however no gingers should breed outside of @YosemiteSam.

This has been paid for by reprobates and winos. Yosemite Sam has approved this message.

 

[darthseinfeld]

Smash is an unusual choice of words for the subject matter, however no gingers should breed outside of @YosemiteSam.

This has been paid for by reprobates and winos. Yosemite Sam has approved this message.

Are we sure @YosemiteSam isnt in fact Carson Wentz? Has that been confirmed yet. Until then, Im assuming its very possible

"Smash" was a popular term for sex by d'bags a while back. Especially the phrase "Would smash". Its a preferred term for me in farcical discussions of sex

 

[Xelda]

Are we sure @YosemiteSam isnt in fact Carson Wentz? Has that been confirmed yet. Until then, Im assuming its very possible

"Smash" was a popular term for sex by d'bags a while back. Especially the phrase "Would smash". Its a preferred term for me in farcical discussions of sex

Gotcha, darth. Thanks for explaining it to me because my mind was going to a baseball bat and noggin. Completely different answer in that case.

Good point on Yosemite. Have we seen him when Wentz is playing? No! This is a disturbing possibility. I can't see anyone picking Wentz over Dak anyway. Also, who would be interested in his back up on stand by in case of injury?

 

[darthseinfeld]

Gotcha, darth. Thanks for explaining it to me because my mind was going to a baseball bat and noggin. Completely different answer in that case.

Good point on Yosemite. Have we seen him when Wentz is playing? No! This is a disturbing possibility.

Ive been investigating his post history for some time. I orginally thought he was Andy Dalton, but he was cleared of those charges.

If can confirm he is Wentz, Im changing my awnser....

 

[YosemiteSam]

Smash is an unusual choice of words for the subject matter, however no gingers should breed outside of @YosemiteSam.

This has been paid for by reprobates and winos. Yosemite Sam has approved this message.

I am only half Irish, but I'm sorry to say that I am not a ginger. No red hair, and minimal to no freckles.

The other half of me is German. Just imagine my alcohol tolerance. An Irish German. Maybe the reprobates and winos can pay for the drinks? Oh ****. That would be me!

 

[darthseinfeld]

I am only half Irish, but I'm sorry to say that I am not a ginger. No red hair, and minimal to no freckles.

The other half of me is German. Just imagine my alcohol tolerance. An Irish German. Maybe the reprobates and winos can pay for the drinks? Oh ****. That would be me!

I have food coloring and a red sharpie

 

[Ranched]

Gotcha, darth. Thanks for explaining it to me because my mind was going to a baseball bat and noggin. Completely different answer in that case.

Good point on Yosemite. Have we seen him when Wentz is playing? No! This is a disturbing possibility. I can't see anyone picking Wentz over Dak anyway. Also, who would be interested in his back up on stand by in case of injury?

You and I just want Witten neeked. The hell with the rest.