Humor: Some Marketing Ideas for Jerry this offseason

ninja said:

I had that game as a kid. It was called 'Pro Draft.' It was awesome. Loved that game. Still have it.

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ArtClink said:

Great thread Hazey! Here are my ideas.

1. Tarnished cowboys star deputy sheriff's badge for youngsters to commemorate 25+ years of playoff irrelevance
2. America's Team 1975-1995 ball cap
3. Where's Spaulding kid's book (similar to Where's Waldo)
4. Jerry Jones youth size training camp coaching outfit (exactly like Jerry's training camp head coach outfit sans the whistle) so kids can aspire to be a pretend head coach like Jerry
5. 2021-22 Season coloring and activity book - Kids can try to locate players who won a divisional playoff game in the past 25 years
6. Fans crossword puzzle book featuring names from all draft & FA misses by the Jones boys in the past 25 years. Kids can locate draft & FA busts like Ebenezer Eckuban, Drew Hansen, Chutch, QCar, Barbie Carpenter, cold weather kicker specialist, all players from special teams draft, Martelius Bennet, Greg Hardy, Kellen "The Hammer" Moore, Taco Charleston, and many more!
7. A fan's book of excuses for lack of playoff runs which include injuries, changing head coaches, different defensive schemes, bad luck, ref's cheated us, Romo hurt, Dak hurt, need better backup QB, NFL conspiracy to keep the Jones boys down, and others
8. A guide to hooking up with one of the Jones boys
9. Wade Phillips vintage offseason gag order replica souvenir
10. The Game of Life Jones edition - players compete for the big prize of "being competitive" as a real NFL GM, can buy stripper lawsuit insurance, hire attorneys, get married and have kids, have affairs, emasculate head coaches, buy yachts, undermine every coaching decision made, and overpay for players not deserving of fat extended contracts.
11. Jerry's big book of felons - Fans can enjoy all the great character people Jerry has signed over the past 25 years
12. How to alienate a complete generation of fans by remaining an irrelevant team the past quarter of a century
13. Jerry Titanic Color Forms Book - Kids can rearrange the deck chairs and give the upcoming Cowboys season a fresh coat of paint while gambling on the date that the Cowboys ship sinks.

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cowboyec said:

every time COOOOOOOOP scores a td this year....fans get 19% off set of
COOOOOOOOOOPer tires.
i kill me sometimes.

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Bobhaze said:

We all know Jerry is a marketing genius. He’s used his business skills to build the most valuable sports franchise in America as well as earning himself a bust in Canton. There’s very little when it comes to making money that he hasn’t taken advantage of. Like many of you have the seen the “Cowboys 2021 Draft Hat” to be donned during this year’s draft. That’s real.

But just for grins, let’s assume there are some ideas he’s left on the table, lol. So...here are some marketing gems JJ could still take advantage of this offseason:

• The “Cowboys Free Agency Hat”- Very, very cheap. Only .99 cents.
• The “Cowboys Draft Beer”- The first round is usually good but the second round usually has something wrong with it, lol.
• The “Silver Anniversary Since our Last Super Bowl” hat commemorating 25 years since the Cowboys last SB appearance. $250. Because some people will pay for it.
• The “Sky Mirror Compact” for female Cowboys fans who like to keep a compact in their purse.

What else?

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Bobhaze said:

We all know Jerry is a marketing genius. He’s used his business skills to build the most valuable sports franchise in America as well as earning himself a bust in Canton. There’s very little when it comes to making money that he hasn’t taken advantage of. Like many of you have the seen the “Cowboys 2021 Draft Hat” to be donned during this year’s draft. That’s real.

But just for grins, let’s assume there are some ideas he’s left on the table, lol. So...here are some marketing gems JJ could still take advantage of this offseason:

• The “Cowboys Free Agency Hat”- Very, very cheap. Only .99 cents.
• The “Cowboys Draft Beer”- The first round is usually good but the second round usually has something wrong with it, lol.
• The “Silver Anniversary Since our Last Super Bowl” hat commemorating 25 years since the Cowboys last SB appearance. $250. Because some people will pay for it.
• The “Sky Mirror Compact” for female Cowboys fans who like to keep a compact in their purse.

What else?

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CouchCoach said:

Booger is not a marketing genius, he just takes advantage of what a true marketing genius, Tex Schramm, built to actually create the America's Team label.

Johnson jump started it or Booger would have most likely sold like Bright had to do and if that had happened, most likely the Cowboys would have had a new home market.

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