What Garrett should do the rest of the season-just for laughs

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Just for grins, I would love to see Jason Garrett go scorched earth the rest of the season. Have more fun than the law allows. Wheels off, unpredictable and looking totally unlike he has for ten seasons. Have fun for a change. Why not? He could turn from being America’s most milk toast vanilla bore to being the toast of the town starting Sunday.

Some suggested moves for the “new and improved” Coach Garrett:
  • Wear some wild *** Hawaiian shirt on the sidelines with shades, straw fedora, cigar in mouth, and a t-shirt underneath that says “Jerry Sucks”.
  • Onside kick to start the game or half.
  • Fake punts, and/or going for it on every single 4th down.
  • Run the single wing with Zeke and Pollard.
  • A beer in one hand and one in the back pocket of his shorts.
  • Dance moves and lots and lots of clapping.
  • Near game’s end, he points to the owners box, drops his shorts and hangs a full moon over AT&T ”Stayjum”
Pull out all the stops Jason. Have some fun on your last hurrah. Show everyone you’re a real person! Lol!
 
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ghst187 said:
He’s auditioning for another gig though as he thinks he’s HC material still despite all the evidence to the contrary.
But would be amusing. Season is over anyway.
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He would probably be more motivating to his team doing my suggestions than his usual robotic platitudes. I would rather watch him be a Saturday Night Live skit than pretending to be a motivational HC.
 
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Bobhaze said:
Just for grins, I would love to see Jason Garrett go scorched earth the rest of the season. Have more fun than the law allows. Wheels off, unpredictable and looking totally unlike he has for ten seasons. Have fun for a change. Why not? He could turn from being America’s most milk toast vanilla bore to being the toast of the town starting Sunday.

Some suggested moves for the “new and improved” Coach Garrett:
  • Wear some wild *** Hawaiian shirt on the sidelines with shades, straw fedora, cigar in mouth, and a t-shirt underneath that says “Jerry Sucks”.
  • Onside kick to start the game or half.
  • Fake punts, and/or going for it on every single 4th down.
  • Run the single wing with Zeke and Pollard.
  • A beer in one hand and one in the back pocket of his shorts.
  • Dance moves and lots and lots of clapping.
  • Near game’s end, he points to the owners box, drops his shorts and hangs a full moon over AT&T ”Stayjum”
Pull out all the stops Jason. Have some fun on your last hurrah. Show everyone you’re a real person! Lol!
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This would crack me up and distract me from the bad playing. I say that he should do it.
 
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I think he should go about his business as usual with one exception. Have a 7-footer in a Jerry Jones mask dressed as the Grim Reaper complete with scythe to stand next to him on the field, and behind him at the press conference. Of course he would never address the issue, stoking the media fires even more. It's a sure bet to go viral :laugh:
 
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Yeah , he should come out saying he's a real NFL head coach ! ... lol

That would be funny as heck !
 
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If I was Garrett I would be auditioning for other teams showing things he hasn't (as of yet) here like talk into his headset and talking to the team on the sidelines. I would wave the officials over like a boss when I wanted a call and give them the humpty dance. Show some attitude. Maybe farm out a mini go-tee show some gansta :) I mean after all he really does need to audition here. If he is smart he will realize that.
 
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Why not just start subtly trolling the fans? Wear a Danny White Jersey at the Rams game. At the Eagles game, wear a custom made Barry Switzer Bomber jacket. At the Commanders game, which should be his last game as HC, wear a Bill Belichick hoodie (Cowboys version of course).

And if by some miracle they get a home playoff game against the Vikings, Seahawks, or Rams, wear a sweater that has two hands clapping front and back. But...........no clapping from Garrett himself throughout the game.

That ought to do it.
 
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Truth is I can't stand the sight of him. I want to drag him into a hole that has no depth
 
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