What Garrett should do the rest of the season-just for laughs

[ColoradoCowboy]

Genius. (You can’t see it but I’m clapping)

In this thread? Of course you are. LOL

 

[nobody]

Have him sit on the bench for half of the game "reading" from a binder that has it clearly written on the outside "Rams Playbook" in crayon.

 

[Zman5]

Do bong hits on the sidelines while wearing a t-shirt with a quote “Wish you were here” and pics of Irving and Gregory.

And call a Hail Mary on every play for the entire game.

 

[Bobhaze]

Craziest thing is, that's not even a lot of money.

90,000 fans in the stadium = 45,000 pizzas (assuming one pizza shared among every two people.)

Assuming each pizza is $22 apiece for creation, baking and delivery, that doesn't even reach a million dollars in total.

Each pizza should come complete with two paper bags with eye holes cut so fans could enjoy their pizza and make a statement to Jerry, all in one move.

 

[Valkyr]

Sells the Super Bowl trophies on Craigslist for only $50 each! A great deal!

 

[CB61]

drags a recliner out to the sideline and watches the game from it.

I want to play it on a softball team there was more about drinking than playing softball and our illustrious coach and pitcher Drag The Keg out to the mound with him so we could all come take a drink in between pitches LOL the name of the team with Smitty space cadet and instead of numbers we had fractions, we didn't win much but we had a lot of fun

 

[Beastsfromthenfceast]

I wish he would replace Dak for a series and the offensive line lays down and he gets crushed every play.

 

[Beastsfromthenfceast]

The day he gets fired should be a major holiday for all Cowboy fans around the world with parties and parades.

 

[ArtClink]

Just for grins, I would love to see Jason Garrett go scorched earth the rest of the season. Have more fun than the law allows. Wheels off, unpredictable and looking totally unlike he has for ten seasons. Have fun for a change. Why not? He could turn from being America’s most milk toast vanilla bore to being the toast of the town starting Sunday.

Some suggested moves for the “new and improved” Coach Garrett:

• Wear some wild *** Hawaiian shirt on the sidelines with shades, straw fedora, cigar in mouth, and a t-shirt underneath that says “Jerry Sucks”.
• Onside kick to start the game or half.
• Fake punts, and/or going for it on every single 4th down.
• Run the single wing with Zeke and Pollard.
• A beer in one hand and one in the back pocket of his shorts.
• Dance moves and lots and lots of clapping.
• Near game’s end, he points to the owners box, drops his shorts and hangs a full moon over AT&T ”Stayjum”

Pull out all the stops Jason. Have some fun on your last hurrah. Show everyone you’re a real person! Lol!

Garrett should do what he should have been doing his entire tenure: make this team unpredictable on both sides of the ball and make in-game adjustments (remember those?).

Here are my ideas for Garrett rest of season:

• Garrett should buy a large canvas and paint something, anything and then have it hung after hours along side one of Gene's "prized" pieces of artwork inside Jonestown stajum
• Drop the Vulcan act, stop clapping, and show huge waves of emotion every second of remaining games including crying, shouting, and finger gestures
• Borrow two of Jerry's call girls and have them stand on either side of him every game. He would even allow them to throw the challenge flag!
• Hire a Spalding look-alike to roam the sidelines, turn over Gatorade tables, harrass sideline reporters, etc.

 

[Bobhaze]

Garrett should do what he should have been doing his entire tenure: make this team unpredictable on both sides of the ball and make in-game adjustments (remember those?).

Here are my ideas for Garrett rest of season:

• Garrett should buy a large canvas and paint something, anything and then have it hung after hours along side one of Gene's "prized" pieces of artwork inside Jonestown stajum
• Drop the Vulcan act, stop clapping, and show huge waves of emotion every second of remaining games including crying, shouting, and finger gestures
• Borrow two of Jerry's call girls and have them stand on either side of him every game. He would even allow them to throw the challenge flag!
• Hire a Spalding look-alike to roam the sidelines, turn over Gatorade tables, harrass sideline reporters, etc.

 

[Seth5545]

This would crack me up and distract me from the bad playing. I say that he should do it.

Would at least give me something to smile about haha

 

[RodeoJake]

He should borrow Rush's uniform and go in for several plays.

 

[eromeopolk]

Run and throw to Zeke on every down in the football game...oops he might win and keep his job.

 

[sdfidaho]

• Comes out in his regular drab coaching gear but with a gigantic ten gallon Rowdy hat over his headset.
• Re-sign Brett Maher, then attempt a 70 yd FG in attempt to set NFL record.
• Comes out in full uniform wearing #17, then plays a series, where he runs the ball three straight downs.
• Sets up cardboard cut out of Jimmy and consults it throughout the game.
  
• Uses a t-shirt gun to launch challenge flag.
• Holds post game press conference in a sleeveless t-shirt that says “See you in Cabo”.
• Answers every post game question with the same answer, “I don’t know, why don’t you ask Coach Jones?”

You're killing me man!!!

 

[cityochamps]

Just for grins, I would love to see Jason Garrett go scorched earth the rest of the season. Have more fun than the law allows. Wheels off, unpredictable and looking totally unlike he has for ten seasons. Have fun for a change. Why not? He could turn from being America’s most milk toast vanilla bore to being the toast of the town starting Sunday.

Some suggested moves for the “new and improved” Coach Garrett:

• Wear some wild *** Hawaiian shirt on the sidelines with shades, straw fedora, cigar in mouth, and a t-shirt underneath that says “Jerry Sucks”.
• Onside kick to start the game or half.
• Fake punts, and/or going for it on every single 4th down.
• Run the single wing with Zeke and Pollard.
• A beer in one hand and one in the back pocket of his shorts.
• Dance moves and lots and lots of clapping.
• Near game’s end, he points to the owners box, drops his shorts and hangs a full moon over AT&T ”Stayjum”

Pull out all the stops Jason. Have some fun on your last hurrah. Show everyone you’re a real person! Lol!

"The World needs plenty of Bartenders"

 

[mrmojo]

JG needs to go McMahon and wear a white headband saying "GOODELL".

 

[johneric8]

Wearing a Mr Hankey howdy ho Christmas sweater while pretending to Coach would be delicious

 

[Fmart322]

Come out as one of the blue man suit guys.
Dress identical to Tom Landry.
Dress up like a rogue barbarian.
Dress up like a mime.
Dress up like Rowdy.



*and just like that our new kicker kicks the ball out of bounds on his first Cowboys kick. Wow.
*Now a defensive hold on 3rd down giving the Rams a 1st down.