What Garrett should do the rest of the season-just for laughs

Vtwin said:

Have a Dominos pizza delivered to the sideline in the 3rd quarter.

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CouchCoach said:

I'd like to see him come out looking like Dan Ackroyd in "Trading Places", disheveled and unshaven, with something in a paper sack he keeps taking swigs out of during the game.

I'd like for him to spend all of his time checking out the cheerleaders, drool a little and grin at them.

When a player comes off the field after a good play, instead of pushing him, drunk hug him and walk back to the bench with him and ignore what's going on the field.

I'd like to see him pants Richard, run and hide behind Lawrence.

I'd like to see him run out on the field when the other offense is on the field and grab the ball and run off the field with it laughing hysterically.

I'd like to see him slink over to the other sideline and steal the other HC's little red flag.

I'd like to see him go all Moe Howard on the refs and put his fingers in their eyes, slap them and call the one with the most hair "Porcupine" and rip some hair out and address the all of the refs as Knuckleheads 1, 2 ,3 , 4, 5 and 6.

I like to see him communicate with the coaching staff with underarm farts in Morse Code.

OK, I am not goofy enough to think all of those things are going to happen but I am hopeful for a couple of them. That Garrett is one wild and crazy guy!!!!!

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kskboys said:

I would instantly become a HUGE JG fan!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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HotDog37 said:

If I was Garrett I would be auditioning for other teams showing things he hasn't (as of yet) here like talk into his headset and talking to the team on the sidelines. I would wave the officials over like a boss when I wanted a call and give them the humpty dance. Show some attitude. Maybe farm out a mini go-tee show some gansta I mean after all he really does need to audition here. If he is smart he will realize that.

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Bobhaze said:

Just for grins, I would love to see Jason Garrett go scorched earth the rest of the season. Have more fun than the law allows. Wheels off, unpredictable and looking totally unlike he has for ten seasons. Have fun for a change. Why not? He could turn from being America’s most milk toast vanilla bore to being the toast of the town starting Sunday.

Some suggested moves for the “new and improved” Coach Garrett:

• Wear some wild *** Hawaiian shirt on the sidelines with shades, straw fedora, cigar in mouth, and a t-shirt underneath that says “Jerry Sucks”.
• Onside kick to start the game or half.
• Fake punts, and/or going for it on every single 4th down.
• Run the single wing with Zeke and Pollard.
• A beer in one hand and one in the back pocket of his shorts.
• Dance moves and lots and lots of clapping.
• Near game’s end, he points to the owners box, drops his shorts and hangs a full moon over AT&T ”Stayjum”

Pull out all the stops Jason. Have some fun on your last hurrah. Show everyone you’re a real person! Lol!

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• Comes out in his regular drab coaching gear but with a gigantic ten gallon Rowdy hat over his headset.
• Re-sign Brett Maher, then attempt a 70 yd FG in attempt to set NFL record.
• Comes out in full uniform wearing #17, then plays a series, where he runs the ball three straight downs.
• Sets up cardboard cut out of Jimmy and consults it throughout the game.
  
• Uses a t-shirt gun to launch challenge flag.
• Holds post game press conference in a sleeveless t-shirt that says “See you in Cabo”.
• Answers every post game question with the same answer, “I don’t know, why don’t you ask Coach Jones?”

Bobhaze said:

Just for grins, I would love to see Jason Garrett go scorched earth the rest of the season. Have more fun than the law allows. Wheels off, unpredictable and looking totally unlike he has for ten seasons. Have fun for a change. Why not? He could turn from being America’s most milk toast vanilla bore to being the toast of the town starting Sunday.

Some suggested moves for the “new and improved” Coach Garrett:

• Wear some wild *** Hawaiian shirt on the sidelines with shades, straw fedora, cigar in mouth, and a t-shirt underneath that says “Jerry Sucks”.
• Onside kick to start the game or half.
• Fake punts, and/or going for it on every single 4th down.
• Run the single wing with Zeke and Pollard.
• A beer in one hand and one in the back pocket of his shorts.
• Dance moves and lots and lots of clapping.
• Near game’s end, he points to the owners box, drops his shorts and hangs a full moon over AT&T ”Stayjum”

Pull out all the stops Jason. Have some fun on your last hurrah. Show everyone you’re a real person! Lol!

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Bobhaze said:

Just for grins, I would love to see Jason Garrett go scorched earth the rest of the season. Have more fun than the law allows. Wheels off, unpredictable and looking totally unlike he has for ten seasons. Have fun for a change. Why not? He could turn from being America’s most milk toast vanilla bore to being the toast of the town starting Sunday.

Some suggested moves for the “new and improved” Coach Garrett:

• Wear some wild *** Hawaiian shirt on the sidelines with shades, straw fedora, cigar in mouth, and a t-shirt underneath that says “Jerry Sucks”.
• Onside kick to start the game or half.
• Fake punts, and/or going for it on every single 4th down.
• Run the single wing with Zeke and Pollard.
• A beer in one hand and one in the back pocket of his shorts.
• Dance moves and lots and lots of clapping.
• Near game’s end, he points to the owners box, drops his shorts and hangs a full moon over AT&T ”Stayjum”

Pull out all the stops Jason. Have some fun on your last hurrah. Show everyone you’re a real person! Lol!

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Bobhaze said:

Have pizza delivered to the whole stadium and charge it to Jerry.

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