10 rules for this week's practice

nathanlt

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1. If you don't wrap up when you TRY to tackle, you will do pushups.
2. If you call a fade on 2nd and goal from the one, when you are steamrolling in the running game, you must go sit in the locker room for penalty minutes.
3. If you call a fade on 3rd and goal from the one, when you are steamrolling in the running game, you will be shot, ground up, and fed to the hogs. (unless it works)
4. Get a trainer to work with Felix Jones on ligament strength training and toe conditioning.
5. Spell Ware and Spencer with Butler and Octavien well before the end of the 4th quarter. Mile high means more rotation of players!
6. Whatever the defense started doing in the second half, keep doing that.
7. Activate Ogletree for the Denver game. Use him in the rotation to keep the WR's fresh. Mile High means more rotation of players!
8. Leg-whipping is not a good idea ... it kills a drive. Stop it!
9. Stay with the run. Dallas won't get 200 yards this week, since it's Choice by himself, but don't abandon it.
10. WIN.
 

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who said that both MBIII and Felix are out this week?
 

DBOY3141

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Felix will be out. He got sand in his vjay jay last night. Potential means nothing if you can't stay on the field.
 

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nathanlt;2978223 said:
3. If you call a fade on 3rd and goal from the one, when you are steamrolling in the running game, you will be shot, ground up, and fed to the hogs. (unless it works)

:lmao:
 

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Did Felix actually touch the guy with the attempted leg whiff because I don't think you can have a penalty for an attempted leg whip.
 

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Greatest thread ever in the history of CZ. Add your own rule!

Bump
 

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nathanlt;2978223 said:
1. If you don't wrap up when you TRY to tackle, you will do pushups.
2. If you call a fade on 2nd and goal from the one, when you are steamrolling in the running game, you must go sit in the locker room for penalty minutes.
3. If you call a fade on 3rd and goal from the one, when you are steamrolling in the running game, you will be shot, ground up, and fed to the hogs. (unless it works)
4. Get a trainer to work with Felix Jones on ligament strength training and toe conditioning.
5. Spell Ware and Spencer with Butler and Octavien well before the end of the 4th quarter. Mile high means more rotation of players!
6. Whatever the defense started doing in the second half, keep doing that.
7. Activate Ogletree for the Denver game. Use him in the rotation to keep the WR's fresh. Mile High means more rotation of players!
8. Leg-whipping is not a good idea ... it kills a drive. Stop it!
9. Stay with the run. Dallas won't get 200 yards this week, since it's Choice by himself, but don't abandon it.
10. WIN.

i like those;
 

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nathanlt;2978695 said:
Greatest thread ever in the history of CZ. Add your own rule!

Bump


I think there is an internet rule in effect where you are not allowed to proclaim your own threads as the greatest ever. Tap those brakes just a little bit.
 

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rule #11...appreciate a win in the NFL ..they dont come easy
 

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nathanlt;2978695 said:
Greatest thread ever in the history of CZ. Add your own rule!

Bump


No...the greatest thread in CZ is when you were going to divorce your wife when the Boyz got T.O.!!


:lmao2: :laugh1: :lmao:


How embarrassing!!
 

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Drink tons of water this week, twice as much as usual, it will help with the transition to the high altitude.
 

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i don't care if it works or not, not running the ball in those situations is beyond stupid
 

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DBOY3141;2978317 said:
Felix will be out. He got sand in his vjay jay last night. Potential means nothing if you can't stay on the field.

I bet you don't have 1/16th the pain tolerance of Felix Jones. I cannot believe some of the utter non-sense that is posted here.
 

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5Stars;2979436 said:
No...the greatest thread in CZ is when you were going to divorce your wife when the Boyz got T.O.!!


:lmao2: :laugh1: :lmao:


How embarrassing!!

http://i33.***BLOCKED***/albums/d57/Faerluna/ohsnap6ts.gif
 

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nathanlt;2978223 said:
1. If you don't wrap up when you TRY to tackle, you will do pushups.
2. If you call a fade on 2nd and goal from the one, when you are steamrolling in the running game, you must go sit in the locker room for penalty minutes.
3. If you call a fade on 3rd and goal from the one, when you are steamrolling in the running game, you will be shot, ground up, and fed to the hogs. (unless it works)
4. Get a trainer to work with Felix Jones on ligament strength training and toe conditioning.
5. Spell Ware and Spencer with Butler and Octavien well before the end of the 4th quarter. Mile high means more rotation of players!
6. Whatever the defense started doing in the second half, keep doing that.
7. Activate Ogletree for the Denver game. Use him in the rotation to keep the WR's fresh. Mile High means more rotation of players!
8. Leg-whipping is not a good idea ... it kills a drive. Stop it!
9. Stay with the run. Dallas won't get 200 yards this week, since it's Choice by himself, but don't abandon it.
10. WIN.

11. Get to Denver a few days earlier this week to help acclimate to the high altitude.
 
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