jterrell
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Lets start off coming in hot in honor of June in Texas.
1. The Jaylon Smith "truthers" out there are good to me. You can't say Jaylon Smith will never play a down then feel a few months later you can puff your chest out and say he played but poorly. Or can you? They spent all last year being the butt of my jokes and they enjoyed it so much they are pretty much ensuring it occurs again next season. I salute your service gentle truthers.
2. "Fixing" Dak is an intriguing concept. Kinda like a guy calling the dealership mad that his new Truck is undependable. Dealership asks the problems and the guy says his tires keep going flat. Dealership says bring in it we will hook you up. Guy says well my tire warranty is only good at Walmart....
3. The Cowboys won 9 games with one of the youngest teams in the NFL and their best 2 offensive players Tryon and Zeke both missing for key second half of the season games. Add the best defensive player Sean Lee and best special teamer and arguably best kicker in the world Dan Bailey and you had the injury/suspension trifecta. Maybe I'm the stupid one but I'd say they probably just about maximized wins for that team at 9.
4. The very same people who shouted from the rooftops to give David Irving 10-12M per for 5 years to lock him up are the same guys who HATE any player with a big contract that isn't making Pro Bowls. I promise you these people to a man or woman swear they are smarter than Will McClay and Stephen Jones.
5. There are a ton of paid journalists and blogosphere stuff for the Cowboys. Point me to the guys who are basically boring and simply cover the details of the team and break down it's output without agendas. RIP Bob Sturm circa 2010. I mean if you love snark and attitude I can give it to you for free. No ad blocker necessary.
6. Is there any more awesome person than "standards" guy. You know the one who swears the Dallas Cowboys have failed each year they do not win a Super Bowl. The same guy who puts out mediocre work product day in and day out but has super high standards for everyone else but himself? The one who thinks turning up his nose like a Queen makes him actually tough?? I mean those guys really are good for a chuckle.
7. If you dislike player X, Y, or Z, relax. This is the NFL And those guys will very likely be gone soon enough. If you hate Jerry Jones then unfortunately you need a new team. Because Jerry loves your hate but would cry if you were indifferent. And if you dislike Jerry you are truly going to despise Stephen who is Jerry without the charm
8. The NFL is entertainment. If you don't enjoy it, don't watch. If it doesn't add value to your days, weeks and months simply get rid of it. Hanging out here is not the place for those folks. It'd be like Atheists going door to door to spread the bad news.
9. I honestly feel this season will be special in Dallas. Partly because I am an optimist and believe life is best for those that make the best of it, but also because I am old enough to have seen what Cowboys Super Bowl teams looked like and they were young, hungry teams with ascending stars.
10. If someone argues this Dallas FO can't draft just block them. They suffer from things you cannot fix. Leaves more room to debate the actually debateable like the coaching staff.
1. The Jaylon Smith "truthers" out there are good to me. You can't say Jaylon Smith will never play a down then feel a few months later you can puff your chest out and say he played but poorly. Or can you? They spent all last year being the butt of my jokes and they enjoyed it so much they are pretty much ensuring it occurs again next season. I salute your service gentle truthers.
2. "Fixing" Dak is an intriguing concept. Kinda like a guy calling the dealership mad that his new Truck is undependable. Dealership asks the problems and the guy says his tires keep going flat. Dealership says bring in it we will hook you up. Guy says well my tire warranty is only good at Walmart....
3. The Cowboys won 9 games with one of the youngest teams in the NFL and their best 2 offensive players Tryon and Zeke both missing for key second half of the season games. Add the best defensive player Sean Lee and best special teamer and arguably best kicker in the world Dan Bailey and you had the injury/suspension trifecta. Maybe I'm the stupid one but I'd say they probably just about maximized wins for that team at 9.
4. The very same people who shouted from the rooftops to give David Irving 10-12M per for 5 years to lock him up are the same guys who HATE any player with a big contract that isn't making Pro Bowls. I promise you these people to a man or woman swear they are smarter than Will McClay and Stephen Jones.
5. There are a ton of paid journalists and blogosphere stuff for the Cowboys. Point me to the guys who are basically boring and simply cover the details of the team and break down it's output without agendas. RIP Bob Sturm circa 2010. I mean if you love snark and attitude I can give it to you for free. No ad blocker necessary.
6. Is there any more awesome person than "standards" guy. You know the one who swears the Dallas Cowboys have failed each year they do not win a Super Bowl. The same guy who puts out mediocre work product day in and day out but has super high standards for everyone else but himself? The one who thinks turning up his nose like a Queen makes him actually tough?? I mean those guys really are good for a chuckle.
7. If you dislike player X, Y, or Z, relax. This is the NFL And those guys will very likely be gone soon enough. If you hate Jerry Jones then unfortunately you need a new team. Because Jerry loves your hate but would cry if you were indifferent. And if you dislike Jerry you are truly going to despise Stephen who is Jerry without the charm
8. The NFL is entertainment. If you don't enjoy it, don't watch. If it doesn't add value to your days, weeks and months simply get rid of it. Hanging out here is not the place for those folks. It'd be like Atheists going door to door to spread the bad news.
9. I honestly feel this season will be special in Dallas. Partly because I am an optimist and believe life is best for those that make the best of it, but also because I am old enough to have seen what Cowboys Super Bowl teams looked like and they were young, hungry teams with ascending stars.
10. If someone argues this Dallas FO can't draft just block them. They suffer from things you cannot fix. Leaves more room to debate the actually debateable like the coaching staff.

,,, Man I can't even anticipate my tomorrow's Donnybrooks,,,let alone yesterdays
