100 reasons this December will be different..

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#85...

Roy Williams has slowly emerged as the best blocking #1 WR who refuses to catch balls and run routes in the league. And he hates puppies, nuns and little children.

We didn't know these things last December.
 

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#84 Patrick Craytons.................newly found punt return abilities
 

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UVAwahoos;3115961 said:
#85...

Roy Williams has slowly emerged as the best blocking #1 WR who refuses to catch balls and run routes in the league. And he hates puppies, nuns and little children.

We didn't know these things last December.
:laugh2:

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*81: A very healthy Kyle Kosier.

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A new wide receiver-->3 draft picks

Having that same WR decline to Jerry Rice as a Seahawk status --> Free (kinda if u don't count his contract)

The nauseous look on a child's face when that same WR bothers him at a children's hospital --> Priceless


Imagine having a sickness and then being told you'd get to meet a Cowboy. You're thinking Witten, Romo, Austin, Ware...even Ken Hamlin haha. Then this clown rolls in with his #11 jersey on. That poor kid.

Boys#1 95;3115990 said:
:laugh2:

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#72

If we don't win out and Wade gets fired...no Victory Mondays.

Once you've tasted a Victory Monday...there cant possibly be any going back to a regular Monday.
 

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#71
The last remnant from the losing seasons (Greg Ellis) is now on the Raiders roster.
 

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nyc;3116144 said:
#70 Tiger Woods is a cheater!

x2


If Tiger had remained monogamous...our chances would be bleak. Now that he's taxed at least two other women...we're going 3-1.

Don't shoot the messenger, folks.
 
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