101 reasons why the Commanders suck

[The30YardSlant]

1:

 

[Clove]

1:

Where's Joe "baby" bibbs and Danny Cryder?

 

[Cowboys&Caps]

1:

well i want the other 100 reasons ******

 

[LaTunaNostra]

2. Vinny "Bug Eyes" Cerrato's front office genius.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

3. Danny's lifts

c'mon guys, keep it going

 

[kTXe]

4. Gibbs' glasses.

 

[5Stars]

5. Joe "rat faced" Gibbs and his legend of one Lombardi and his two plastic Lombardi trophys! Read this and get educated...

His HOF bust is made from a pedestal of bronze and his head and shoulders are made of plastic!


Cut and paste this...

http://dallascowboyszone.com/forums/showthread.php?p=917722#post917722

 

[Bob Sacamano]

his two plastic Lombardi trophys!

:laugh2:

 

[LaTunaNostra]

6. Al Saunders' 700 page playbook, ten pages of which his offense has managed to digest.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

7. Marcus Washington jumping up and down, flailing his arms, after a 1-yard gain

 

[DragonCowboy]

6. Al Saunders' 700 page playbook, ten pages of which his offense has managed to digest.

:laugh2:

Would those be the pages with:

"How to Kneel Down" (even though they'll probably never use it)
"How to Spike the Ball"
"How to send video tapes"

errr....the last one is in Gibbs' playbook, sorry.

 

[SuspectCorner]

#8

super high-speed photo of George Allen with his finger OUT of his nose... experts remain doubtful as to it's authenticity.​

 

[Clove]

8.Clinton "mentally disturbed" Portis.

 

[LaTunaNostra]

9. "Spitter" Taylor's arsenal is all at home in his GAT rack.

 

[The30YardSlant]

10: Mark Brunell's noodle arm

 

[DragonCowboy]

11. Totally ignorant Commanders fans (not to mention hogettes)

 

[Bob Sacamano]

12. Mark Brunell scrambling on 2 gimpy knees

 

[LaTunaNostra]

13. Santana's year was last year.

 

[5Stars]

11. Every PROFESSIONAL football team need it's "Little Marching Band"...

How embarassing is that?

 

[Clove]

14.

oh wait, nevermind...