101 reasons why the Commanders suck

Clove said:
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How much do you think these girls charge per hour, or night?

I've walked over better looking girls then that just to get home!
 
5Stars said:
How much do you think these girls charge per hour, or night?
WAY more than you can afford. ;)

15. Janson's best footwork has all been done backtracking his HGH comments.
 
tothewhipbill said:
<checks Mastercard receipts>

They take credit cards? They better be able to make a sandwich afterwards!
 
LaTunaNostra said:
WAY more than you can afford. ;)

Really? Now, how would you know that? I have plenty of money to afford one of them girls...I got a 20 spot in my wallet right now! And that includes a $10.00 tip!
 
5Stars said:
Really? Now, how would you know that? I have plenty of money to afford one of them girls...I got a 20 spot in my wallet right now! And that includes a $10.00 tip!
And that brings us to Number

16. Danny Boy's 'deep pockets' that translate to zilch.
 
HH, you little &!?%#.*$, you know I hate their guts and can do 101 all on my own..why did you have to tempt me so? :)

18. The big hole that Arrington left behind.
 
22. Their cross dressing fans...and players! How "happy" (for a better word) is that?
 
25. The RedStinks are nothing more then a Welfare team for washed up players and coachs...
 
27. Because Norman Einstein and Lance Alworth think they suck too!
 
29. Dexter Manley. It's pretty sad when you're such a wussy you have to be named "Manley" to compensate.
 

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