shabazz
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12 Step Program for Recovering Cowboys Fans
1. We admit we are powerless over Cowboys Football—that our lives had become unmanageable.
2. Came to believe that not even a Power greater than ourselves could restore us to sanity.
3. Made a decision to turn our will and our lives over to the care of Jerry Jones even as we fail to understand Him.
4. Made a searching and fearless moral inventory of ourselves but still pointing out the faults of others, especially Heath.
5. Admitted to Jerry, to ourselves, and to another human being the exact nature of our wrongs.
6. Were entirely ready to have Jerry remove all these defects of character, except for Whiskey consumption.
7. Humbly asked the Jones’s to remove our shortcomings in not purchasing Official Licensed NFL gear any longer.
8. Made a list of all persons we had critiqued, and became unwilling to make amends to them all by putting them on ignore.
9. Made direct amends to Dak Prescott and Amari Cooper wherever possible, except when to do so would injure them or others.
10. Continued to take personal inventory and when we were wrong refuse to admit it.
11. Sought through Bacon and Beer to improve our conscious contact with Jerry, as we understood Him, praying only for knowledge of His will for us and the power to carry that out.
1. We admit we are powerless over Cowboys Football—that our lives had become unmanageable.
2. Came to believe that not even a Power greater than ourselves could restore us to sanity.
3. Made a decision to turn our will and our lives over to the care of Jerry Jones even as we fail to understand Him.
4. Made a searching and fearless moral inventory of ourselves but still pointing out the faults of others, especially Heath.
5. Admitted to Jerry, to ourselves, and to another human being the exact nature of our wrongs.
6. Were entirely ready to have Jerry remove all these defects of character, except for Whiskey consumption.
7. Humbly asked the Jones’s to remove our shortcomings in not purchasing Official Licensed NFL gear any longer.
8. Made a list of all persons we had critiqued, and became unwilling to make amends to them all by putting them on ignore.
9. Made direct amends to Dak Prescott and Amari Cooper wherever possible, except when to do so would injure them or others.
10. Continued to take personal inventory and when we were wrong refuse to admit it.
11. Sought through Bacon and Beer to improve our conscious contact with Jerry, as we understood Him, praying only for knowledge of His will for us and the power to carry that out.
