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Found this at Know Your Dallas Cowboys (cute)
I mentioned in a previous post that the forums are now using the term “Romosexual,” whatever it is supposed to mean. I’m a bit too conservative to use that term in sentence (other than the one I just wrote), but I do have Roget A to Z and an even larger dictionary. So in the spirit of the timeless classic “Not Necessarily the News,” I figured now was the time to revive an old tradition: Romo Sniglets.
What do you mean you’ve never heard of sniglets? Never heard of Not Necessarily the News? Oh, sure, and I bet you’ve never heard of 1st & 10! You know, 1st & 10? Delta Burke as Diana Barrow? Clayton Landey as Diana’s nephew, Roger? O.J. Simpson as T.D. Parker in the second season? Aw, c’mon people!
Romophobic: An antonym of Romosexual.
Romatrimony: The signing of Romo to a multi-year deal prior to his being named starter several weeks later.
Romeliorate: Improvement of Romo’s skills to the point that Romo unseats the incumbent 14-year veteran.
Romoan: The act of lamenting that Romo did not start all season.
Romob: A general description of Romo’s 100,000 brand new fans.
Romogul: The guy who bought rights to www.tonyromo.com and then sought to sell it for $25,000.
Romoxie: Romo being Romo.
Romollify: The calming effect that Romo seems to have on the Cowboys offense, which either needed calming or needed a fire underneath them.
Romollycoddle: The act of being overprotective of Romo from any form of criticism.
Romoratorium: The general prohibition against criticism of Tony Romo (see also Romollycoddle).
Romomentum: A one-game winning streak with the new starting quarterback.
Romemento: Something that reminds you of Romo’s performance against Carolina. You may not wish to share your Romomento with others (see also Romosexual)
Romonolithic: Early name for the Romo statue that may well appear outside of the new Cowboys stadium.
Romotif: The dominant theme of the season; i.e., “We need Romo!” “Romo will lead us to the Super Bowl!” “Romo is Brady’s twin brother!” “We’re not afraid of the term Romosexual!”
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Vic Carucci was a bit more positive about the Cowboys this week:
Found this at Know Your Dallas Cowboys (cute)
What do you mean you’ve never heard of sniglets? Never heard of Not Necessarily the News? Oh, sure, and I bet you’ve never heard of 1st & 10! You know, 1st & 10? Delta Burke as Diana Barrow? Clayton Landey as Diana’s nephew, Roger? O.J. Simpson as T.D. Parker in the second season? Aw, c’mon people!
Romophobic: An antonym of Romosexual.
Romatrimony: The signing of Romo to a multi-year deal prior to his being named starter several weeks later.
Romeliorate: Improvement of Romo’s skills to the point that Romo unseats the incumbent 14-year veteran.
Romoan: The act of lamenting that Romo did not start all season.
Romob: A general description of Romo’s 100,000 brand new fans.
Romogul: The guy who bought rights to www.tonyromo.com and then sought to sell it for $25,000.
Romoxie: Romo being Romo.
Romollify: The calming effect that Romo seems to have on the Cowboys offense, which either needed calming or needed a fire underneath them.
Romollycoddle: The act of being overprotective of Romo from any form of criticism.
Romoratorium: The general prohibition against criticism of Tony Romo (see also Romollycoddle).
Romomentum: A one-game winning streak with the new starting quarterback.
Romemento: Something that reminds you of Romo’s performance against Carolina. You may not wish to share your Romomento with others (see also Romosexual)
Romonolithic: Early name for the Romo statue that may well appear outside of the new Cowboys stadium.
Romotif: The dominant theme of the season; i.e., “We need Romo!” “Romo will lead us to the Super Bowl!” “Romo is Brady’s twin brother!” “We’re not afraid of the term Romosexual!”
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Can Tony Romo make it 2-0 as a starter when he leads the Dallas Cowboys against divisional rival Washington?
Yes.
Romo was surprisingly impressive in his NFL starting debut against Carolina in Week 8. He looked poised and comfortable. He made good decisions and threw the ball well. He brought greater mobility and a quicker release than the Cowboys had at quarterback with Drew Bledsoe. Perhaps the most impressive aspect of Romo’s outing was that he succeeded against the Panthers, who have some of the more talented defensive players in the NFL, even if they don’t always perform that way.
In Week 9, Romo faces one of the worst pass defenses in the NFL. And he should have little problem consistently delivering the ball to Terrell Owens, Terry Glenn and Patrick Crayton, because they should have little problem consistently getting open.
The largest concern for Romo is pass protection. The Cowboys still struggle in that area, and the Commanders are capable of mounting a fairly solid pass rush. Look for Dallas’ offensive scheme to call for a tight end or running back to help in pass protection, at least in the early going until Romo gets into a rhythm and is able to get the offense moving and scoring. It is worth noting, though, that unlike the Panthers, the Commanders have been able to study the only videotape so far of Romo playing a full regular-season game, which is significantly different than his appearances in preseason outings when the Cowboys put none of their offense on display.
Yes.
Romo was surprisingly impressive in his NFL starting debut against Carolina in Week 8. He looked poised and comfortable. He made good decisions and threw the ball well. He brought greater mobility and a quicker release than the Cowboys had at quarterback with Drew Bledsoe. Perhaps the most impressive aspect of Romo’s outing was that he succeeded against the Panthers, who have some of the more talented defensive players in the NFL, even if they don’t always perform that way.
In Week 9, Romo faces one of the worst pass defenses in the NFL. And he should have little problem consistently delivering the ball to Terrell Owens, Terry Glenn and Patrick Crayton, because they should have little problem consistently getting open.
The largest concern for Romo is pass protection. The Cowboys still struggle in that area, and the Commanders are capable of mounting a fairly solid pass rush. Look for Dallas’ offensive scheme to call for a tight end or running back to help in pass protection, at least in the early going until Romo gets into a rhythm and is able to get the offense moving and scoring. It is worth noting, though, that unlike the Panthers, the Commanders have been able to study the only videotape so far of Romo playing a full regular-season game, which is significantly different than his appearances in preseason outings when the Cowboys put none of their offense on display.
