endersdragon
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I was just thinking about this... but yea... everything se ems to add up
Tony Romo = Jake Taylor (Tom Berenger) - old vet, battling injuries, looking for a shot at doing something great one last time
Jerry Jones = Rachel Phelps - Owner who has no business managing the team and at times it looks like he is trying to sabotage them to make money.
Rolando McClain = Ricky Vaughn (Charlie Sheen) - Guy with checkered past who brings major attitude to the team
Jason Garrett = Lou Brown - Not a guy that any of us would put money on and was probably just a tool by the owner to make the team suck, but is doing something good with the team (though I can't see Garrett pissing on a contract)
Brandon Carr = Roger Dorn - Used to be a good player... but now is just sucking money that could be used elsewhere and hopefully will be gone by the sequal
Demarco Murray = Willie Mays Hayes - Speedster that came out of nowhere to dominate the league and make some amazing plays
Dez Bryant = Pedro Cerrano - Goes a bit crazy when he makes a bad play, or when his team isn't up to snuff but brings attitude to the offensive side of the ball that no one else on his team really does, and when he "gets his pitch" he "knocks it out of the bleachers"
Sadly, I got no one for the line but yep, everything seems to add up here. So I guess there is just one thing left to do...
Tony Romo = Jake Taylor (Tom Berenger) - old vet, battling injuries, looking for a shot at doing something great one last time
Jerry Jones = Rachel Phelps - Owner who has no business managing the team and at times it looks like he is trying to sabotage them to make money.
Rolando McClain = Ricky Vaughn (Charlie Sheen) - Guy with checkered past who brings major attitude to the team
Jason Garrett = Lou Brown - Not a guy that any of us would put money on and was probably just a tool by the owner to make the team suck, but is doing something good with the team (though I can't see Garrett pissing on a contract)
Brandon Carr = Roger Dorn - Used to be a good player... but now is just sucking money that could be used elsewhere and hopefully will be gone by the sequal
Demarco Murray = Willie Mays Hayes - Speedster that came out of nowhere to dominate the league and make some amazing plays
Dez Bryant = Pedro Cerrano - Goes a bit crazy when he makes a bad play, or when his team isn't up to snuff but brings attitude to the offensive side of the ball that no one else on his team really does, and when he "gets his pitch" he "knocks it out of the bleachers"
Sadly, I got no one for the line but yep, everything seems to add up here. So I guess there is just one thing left to do...
