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So can we stop all the back slaps and get back to work?

You know how this team works.

We get a big win and suddenly the sky is opening and the sunshine pours in.

The next week the sky is falling and we are finger pointing.

So Thursday is next week. Here is where we usually stub our big toe and scream..

"Owww.."

So now what.?

I say we come out flat and struggle the whole game.

If the Washington Football Club beats us twice in one year..

the playoffs are gravely in doubt.

Tick tock..

Tick tock.

Over to you guys.

:huh:
 
The players had no 24 hours. On a local post game show, on channel 21 here in the DFW area. Nate Newton said. The flight gets in late, and players will go right to work on the next game.
He said some may just go straight to the tubs to get there bodies feeling better.

The fans, and a 24 hour period, heck no, I will enjoy this right up until KO on Thursday.
 
Now that Andy Dalton has arrived, he has put to rest that we need Dak, and that Dak is the offense



Meanwhile.......

At a local grocery store deep in a small quite town where you could hear a pin drop. Dak shopping in disguise again(shades, fake dreads, trench coat, ect), was in aisle 11 when he walked near by some cowboy fans as they were talking about football.

Smiling, laughing, having a great time.

They bring up the cowboys next week, and start talking Dak. And how Dalton is a way better QB.

Immediately Daks eyes turn bloodshot red as he clinches the bag of chips and pops it.


The fans look at Dak don't recognize him with the disguise and continue talking.

Fan #1 "Do you see how that bum was throwing the ball before he got hurt, behind his receiver's??"

They laugh and start mocking his throwing motion.

Fan #2 "Man Dalton can lead us this year, he beat the bikes, Dak could never do that"

Laughing hysterically, banging the shelves

Dak's eyes become more bloodshot, and he starts to get feverishly hot.

Dak flips over a shopping cart and starts hyperventilating, shaking, breathing uncontrollably, and foaming out the mouth."

The fans look over at him.

Fan #2 " what a spazz, what's wrong with this fake Blade with dreads"

Fan #1 " Hey look guys it's a Goomba From the 90's super Mario Movie with dreads."

A nearby customer, laughing and kicking his own shopping cart

"Hey Whoopi Goldberg, whens the next sister act coming out, huh huh?" While touching Dak's shoulder

They are all laughing hysterically

"Hey look at this fake Dak with dreads, who would want to be that guy, Andy Dalton is way better"

At this point Dak had enough, as he lets out a scary battle cry, breaks the one guys wrist who's touching him and he takes a glass bottle of Wine in the aisle and breaks it over one of the fans head.

"You idiots, I'm Dak Prescott" as he takes off his disguise.

The fan gushing blood from his head is like " what the heck Dak?, We were just joking" before passing out.

Fan #1 takes off in sheer panic, knocking over a 9 year old kid.

Dak says "I'll show you to mock me!!!"

He takes another glass bottle of wine, does a 3 step drop back and launches it aiming at the fans head. It had velocity so high, it could propel an industrial fan.

Only problem is, there wasn't enough accuracy behind the pass and it ended up being behind the fan, only to hit a cop who was shopping for some chicken on his break.

The cop hit in his vest, pulls out his gun and says "Freeze!!!!!!"

The fan that ran busts out laughing, the other fan wakes up, and starts kicking and laughing, as Dak hits a 4 flat out the door. With a limp

Jumps in his Lykan Hypersport with a 3.7 L engine Twin Turbocharged

Hits the gas and screams

"I'll most likely still get paid, you losers."

What a Jerk......

#DontpayDak
 
Right now, I'm basking in the glow of a glorious win, versus a team that I felt was going to tear us apart. :D

We somehow emerged victorious, playing capably against a team that was favored by a lofty 8.5 points. :)

No doubt, though, if we manage to lose to Washington, we'll revert back into our old, pugnacious selves. :rolleyes:
 
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In the midst of what looks like a lost season, a global pandemic, and every other thing happening to us personally as well as impersonally, I will enjoy this win up until kick-off of the next game. I was team tank for a couple of weeks, but I just don't have that quit in me. High draft picks are exciting and fun, but you play to win the game.

The normal Chicken Littles, ship-jumpers, and negative Nancys will continue to try and pull us down into their quicksand of depressing takes, but that **** ain't goin' down. No today. It's the positive fans, the ones who celebrate all the triumphs that fuel this fanbase.
 
we owe the skins for the dirty hit on Dalton rules in the nfl should be dude who got fined misses this game as penalty lol

seriously lets rip WFT and start the climb back to being the best of the worst in the NFC Least,.,.EF tanking EF 24hrs lets trash talk NOW!:thumbup::flagwave::popcorn:
 
In the midst of what looks like a lost season, a global pandemic, and every other thing happening to us personally as well as impersonally, I will enjoy this win up until kick-off of the next game. I was team tank for a couple of weeks, but I just don't have that quit in me. High draft picks are exciting and fun, but you play to win the game.

The normal Chicken Littles, ship-jumpers, and negative Nancys will continue to try and pull us down into their quicksand of depressing takes, but that **** ain't goin' down. No today. It's the positive fans, the ones who celebrate all the triumphs that fuel this fanbase.
right! and Ef the tank talk

i enjoyed this one and win against WFT would be sweet Thanks on Thanksgiving..
 
right! and Ef the tank talk

i enjoyed this one and win against WFT would be sweet Thanks on Thanksgiving..

Honestly, beating Washington on Thanksgiving would be an amazing gift given how this season has gone. I would absolutely love it. If they lose, it is what it is, but I won't root for any more losses.
 
Honestly, beating Washington on Thanksgiving would be an amazing gift given how this season has gone. I would absolutely love it. If they lose, it is what it is, but I won't root for any more losses.
true added heat to an already big rival after that hit on Dalton, dirty hit. they took out Burrows as well..should be extra motivation just show that hit few times in every meeting and have dalton do the pregame huddle speech!!
 
true added heat to an already big rival after that hit on Dalton, dirty hit. they took out Burrows as well..should be extra motivation just show that hit few times in every meeting and have dalton do the pregame huddle speech!!
Man, this is a great point. I honestly totally forgot they're the ones who body bagged Dalton.

Who's with me in hoping Wilson lays some wood over the middle again on Thursday? Even if they lose, just bring the wood on the team that shall not be named!
 
Man, this is a great point. I honestly totally forgot they're the ones who body bagged Dalton.

Who's with me in hoping Wilson lays some wood over the middle again on Thursday? Even if they lose, just bring the wood on the team that shall not be named!
Yup - hammer the guy that got him. We need the enforcer to step up.
 
So can we stop all the back slaps and get back to work?

You know how this team works.

We get a big win and suddenly the sky is opening and the sunshine pours in.

The next week the sky is falling and we are finger pointing.

So Thursday is next week. Here is where we usually stub our big toe and scream..

"Owww.."

So now what.?

I say we come out flat and struggle the whole game.

If the Washington Football Club beats us twice in one year..

the playoffs are gravely in doubt.

Tick tock..

Tick tock.

Over to you guys.

:huh:
i am more than certain that during the bye week the team also game planned for the wft game. it's the prudent thing to do. and do have a happy thanksgiving. not just you. all zoners. we have much to be thankful for, but neither of those topics can be discussed on this forum.:):):)
 
So can we stop all the back slaps and get back to work?

You know how this team works.

We get a big win and suddenly the sky is opening and the sunshine pours in.

The next week the sky is falling and we are finger pointing.

So Thursday is next week. Here is where we usually stub our big toe and scream..

"Owww.."

So now what.?

I say we come out flat and struggle the whole game.

If the Washington Football Club beats us twice in one year..

the playoffs are gravely in doubt.

Tick tock..

Tick tock.

Over to you guys.

:huh:
I wasn't aware the Cowboys were dependent on me getting back to work. I was planning to take the week off, but now that I know I'm hard at it.
 

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