5 things to look for between now and the Hotel California Thousand Oaks

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From the public airways of brainiac analysis, up-to-date dogma and football wisdom beyond the scholastic median, Air Cowboys America in Farmers Branch where we sponsor the yearly Fancy Dining festival at the Sizzler.


Today we look into the future of tomorrowland, yes, tomorrow. As seen from afar through the lens of sharp prognostication.

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You know, I was thinking that there might be several betcha by golly WOWs by Jerra this spring.
Just a hunch. But knowing Jerra's penchant for the dramatic and his proactivenessitism, here are some things to chew on, boys. You don't have to believe, just consider during this long offseason.​

1. Jerra brings home da bacon with Roy Williams from Detroit. Detroit in return gets an Austin Miles-like player who is young and shows promise and special teams skills, and a mid-rounder from Jerra. Yes, mid-rounder. You don't get something for nothing​

2. Goodell is under pressure to be seen as a good guy with Sharpton breathing down his back.
He lets Pac-Man kiss his ring and then allows Jerra to do business with the Titans. And smack-dab in camp, Calvin Hill is having daily sessions with Pac-Man.​

3. Glenn is given his walking papers. No surprise here. But this is connected to No. 1.​

4. Jerra trades down, still gets a corner and safety in the first round and second rounds.​

5. Jerra, in day 2 welcomes an underappreciated Texas RB Jamall Charles, who freefalls to the fourth or fifth, to Valley Ranch.​