1. AP signs with the Cowboys, half of the members of Cowboyszone,com go missing for days. Local reports indicate some of them are wondering around the streets of Dallas aimlessly muttering jibberish to anyone brave enough to listen. Mayor of Dallas contemplates opening a support center for those effected.
2. Dallas storms to an 8-0 start. Lead by an unstoppable offense with Romo, Dez, Witten, Bease, and AP racking up yards, completions, and TDs. The Defense feeds off the offense and is dominating. The league , to include Green Bay and Seattle, have been put on notice.......Mayor of Dallas cancels the plans for the support center. Cowboyszone.com finally gets posts, from most of the missing.
3. Dallas stumbles in a few games down the stretch, but Greg Hardy finally starts to show up after a 6 game suspension, in a big way. Lead by Hardy, Lee, Ro, Crawford, Lawrence , the entire Defense is now the center of attention and winning games. There is a twitter pic going viral of Hardy Lee and Ro fighting at a nightclub in the early hours of a sunday the night before a 1:00pm kickoff....They crush Philly, 28-0.
4. The Cowboys finish 13-3. Romo, AP, Dez have record breaking years.
5. They crush GB in Dallas. Pittsburgh Gene was the replay official and tried to overturn a sack by Greg Hardy, stating Hardy never made a football move before making the tackle.
6. We crush Arizona in Dallas. Arizona beat Seattle the previous week. AP puts up 150 and 3 TDs. AZ coach Bruce Arians tells a reporter after the game, "I told them we shouldve offered a first and to pay him!!" Then runs off the field, yelling something about cheap#$%^$#^%.
7. Dallas crushes the Indianapolis Colts. Andrew Luck says , there isn't much I can do when are Time of Possession for the entire game was 11 minutes.
8. JoeBobby finally contemplates to ease up, just a little, on how many times he says "I told you so".....
