7 Shockers Coming to Cowboy Nation in 2010

[T-RO]

Cowboy nation demands drama, and I say serve it up. Get your dose daily.

Some in our kingdom, it is true, try to shield you from the sheer audacity of what is coming. These pundits try to buffer the news and mute your expectations. Some believe they can subdue your football fire with trite player interviews, or a few mild statistics. They offer an opiate to the masses, in an attempt to sedate you in the offseason of desperation.

But I believe my Cowboy brethren deserve the truth. I believe you can handle the realities...whether it's a call to hit the brakes hard...or a chance to rise and soar with unbridled hope. Dallas now prepares to puncture a virgin season, and I fear that some fans in our fine forum are ill-prepared for what awaits them.

It's my quest, as always, to deliver the information that you need on the battle lines... I endeavor to prepare you for gridiron guts and glory, the 2010 edition.

In this hard-hitting series I'm going to dish on seven things that are poorly understood...seven Dallas Cowboy dynamics that will usher us on the road to glory, or ensnare us in an ignominious fall.

I want you to look to the left and to the right. One in three fellow posters will not survive this thread. One in three will will see their head explode via Premature Emasculation. Don't let that be you.

It's time. Gird up your loins and get ready to talk football as only American males understand it.

First installment in our Seven Shockers: The Four Horseman of the Apocalypse. Coming later tonight. Don't miss it.

 

[Gadfly22]

Who let Glenn Beck in here?

 

[Hostile]

Deliver them in this thread. We don't need threads announcing future series and topics. Either be prepared to post it, or don't.

 

[Staggerlee]

This whole stupid drawing out your point thing is really annoying and i hope the mods shut it down, its a waste of space on the zone if you're not going to list your point for 2 hours, just say it already.

EDIT: Thank you Hos.

DOUBLE EDIT: No one thinks this stupid gimmick is cute or clever anyways.

 

[Bluestang]

So the first time you tried this format you didn't get the memo?

 

[gimmesix]

First installment in our Seven Shockers: The Four Horseman of the Apocalypse. Coming later tonight. Don't miss it.

If we have a lineman who's so big he needs four horses to carry him, that is a shocker.

 

[The Emperor]

I can't wait.

 

[LandryFan]

Deliver them in this thread. We don't need threads announcing future series and topics. Either be prepared to post it, or don't.

This whole thing has shades of "50,000 volts of BS" written all over it.

 

[AsthmaField]

Deliver them in this thread. We don't need threads announcing future series and topics. Either be prepared to post it, or don't.

We certainly don't need it with camp opening today.

The timing is questionable.

 

[AsthmaField]

This whole thing has shades of "50,000 volts of BS" written all over it.

 

[rkell87]

omg not this **** again

 

[Signals]

Dude! get a blog.

 

[rkell87]

ill help you out, go to this site

www.xanga.com

put everything there, everybody that should see it, will.

 

[Hoofbite]

Twitter seems like it would be a perfect fit for you T-RO.

 

[T-RO]

Then I heard one of the seven living creatures say in a voice like thunder, "Come and see." I looked, and there before me was a white horse! Its rider held a bow, and he was given a crown, and he rode out as a conqueror bent on Conquest.


— revelation 6:1-2



As foretold I see a few heads have already exploded. The word of a white horse is coming. Soon.

 

[TwoCentPlain]

Then I heard one of the seven living creatures say in a voice like thunder, "Come and see." I looked, and there before me was a white horse! Its rider held a bow, and he was given a crown, and he rode out as a conqueror bent on Conquest.


— revelation 6:1-2

Is that you Tim Tebow? Will you have this verse in a patch under your eyes?

 

[T-RO]

Shocker 1: The Four Horsemen of the Apocalpyse

May the voice of the prophets guide me....





Some say Marion Barber played hurt last season. I say simply this: He ran like a rider from hell at the beginning of the season but was reduced to a ghost of himself most of the season. You will see rebirth.

There is no runner in the NFL who totes the ball with a spirit of apocalypse like Marion the Barbarian. He will punish the unbeliever once more.

Felix is the wind, and brings the locust. 7 times this season Jones will strike for 50 yards or more.

Choice will reprise his role as red zone quarterback in the Wildcat. He will throw his first pass from the formation this year. In one game Tashard will be the surprise MVP.

But the leading horseman of the apocalypse is the white horse. Tony Romo has always been a runner disguised. He eludes more lineman in a single play than some backs do in a season. Romo runs that he might pass. With our left tackle situation, Romo's gifts will be tested more than before.


The dark news I carry: One of the four will be taken down before season's end.

 

[AlcoholicNinja]

This message is hidden because T-RO is on your ignore list.

 

[Muhast]

Im announcing my 32 part series in this thread, and I would like an entire forum opened up for it as well. I'll post 3 sentences per thread on my take on the NFL teams.

The next forum I'd like opened up I will announce in a later thread. lol

 

[ScipioCowboy]

Im announcing my 32 part series in this thread, and I would like an entire forum opened up for it as well. I'll post 3 sentences per thread on my take on the NFL teams.

The next forum I'd like opened up I will announce in a later thread. lol

I would be very interested in your 32 part series, Muhast. I can't imagine it being any less interesting.