As I mentioned in the past, I'm going to create my own religion. Please abandon your silly beliefs and follow me. I don't want your money, just your soul. My religion will be based largely upon Satan, my own interpretations of bible stories and how they relate to the NFL draft, various Dallas Cowboy theology, and how all problems in life can be solved by relating it to poker. Other doctrines will be given on a need to know basis.
The period between the beginning of free agency and the NFL draft will be a holy period requiring much dedication and sacrifice, much like the pagan practice of Lint.
Todays bible study will focus on the story of Eve and why she was a second round pick. The reason for her draft status? Because she wasn't coachable, that's why. She wouldn't listen and she brought down the franchise. Amen
Just some knowledge to help cement your faith... know that the cowboy star being surrounded by a round helmet and how it looks exactly like a pentagram is not an accident. Hail Jerry, the great beelza bubba. Thats why they play on Sundays and on Thanksgiving. Amen
Your homework this week is to focus on Patrick Chung, strong safety out of Oregon. Cowboys don't pick until 51 in the second round. If you think it's an accident that 5 plus1 is 6, you're naive. Amen
**Next week we will focus on the Great Cathedral and why it looks like a UFO. Also how it will open its doors on 6/6 (also not an accident) with a concert headlining George Strait, a high ranking free mason.
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