A brawl between some Cowboys?

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zrinkill;2640831 said:
I heard they were break dance fighting.

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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bumfights
 

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peplaw06;2640821 said:
Bach and bbgun ran into Jerry at a bar in Indianapolis. They knew Jerry would be there for the combine.

If only that were true. :cool:
 

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Yeah it would be hilarious to see on the news how you got your tail kicked by an old, out of shape, idiot of an old man. That would make me laugh till I cried.

:p


As for someone saying 'this once proud franchise'....please. As if this type of bs and drama is some how new, and revolutionary, to this ball club.

There hasn't been any decade, be it a good one or a bad one, that this team hasn't been filled with issues, drama, speculation, fights, drugs, trouble, and BS. This is status quo.

If you thought it was a proud franchise when it had it before, the difference being the winning, you can't suddenly decide this isn't a proud franchise anymore simply because of the drama.

Not a proud franchise cause we don't win anymore? Sure, no problem there.

Not a proud franchise cause of arguments, fights, and drama? Please.
 

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Do you think for one minute that if Cowboys players were involved in a brawl that it would be unknown to every major news source in America?

One player might have got involved somewhere and it hasn't surfaced. You sometimes learn about these things 2 or 3 days after the fact. I tend to doubt that too.
 

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Since it is the Ranch Report, I can only assume that their timely cutting edge reporting is revealing a "brawl" between Keith Davis and Martellus Bennett.
 

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Alexander;2640871 said:
Since it is the Ranch Report, I can only assume that their timely cutting edge reporting is revealing a "brawl" between Keith Davis and Martellus Bennett.

Wouldn't doubt that one bit.
 

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Big Dakota;2640874 said:
Wouldn't doubt that one bit.

And what about that Jeff Garcia thing? Wow! I can't wait to read about that!

How do I subscribe?:eek::
 

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Alexander;2640884 said:
And what about that Jeff Garcia thing? Wow! I can't wait to read about that!

How do I subscribe?:eek::
Throw your money in here...

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...and flush.
 

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tyke1doe;2640775 said:
So let's see ...

We have Ray Lewis (whose dance T.O. mocked when he played for the Eagles) coming to Dallas.

We have Jeff Garthia (who T.O. basically called gay) coming to the Cowboys.

And we have Roy Williams (the safety, who broke T.O.'s ankle) coming back to the Cowboys - we think.

Now we have a brawl between players?

Subplots, subplots and more subplots.

The Dallas Cowboys are ANYTHING but boring.

And the gray-hair (JJ) is father to all this.
 

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fortdick;2640817 said:
I have a friend who has an uncle that works in the factory where they made the synthetic turf for Texas Stadium. His uncle's foreman told him that Danny Amendola kicked TO's butt.

An amazing feat considering Amendola is now in Philly with the Eagles....
 

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YoMick;2640826 said:
This just came in on my BlackBerry.




"TO did it"

j/k


Instead of the Blackberry report it should be the Dingleberry report. These newshounds are ridiculous.
 

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I bet it was a steel cage match. Roy Williams vs. Roy Williams for naming rights! There can be only one.
 

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cowboyed;2640928 said:
An amazing feat considering Amendola is now in Philly with the Eagles....
Clearly you haven't heard about Danny Amendola. Amazing is what he does.
 

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Joe Rod;2640935 said:
I bet it was a steel cage match. Roy Williams vs. Roy Williams for naming rights! There can be only one.
Roy Williams won I heard.
 

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Definitely not a "plug"for The Ranch Report, so there goes that theory. I get these emails every once in a while from them. I saw the mentioning of the brawl, and was wondering if anyone heard about it. That's all..
Future;2640828 said:
The OP sounds like a plug for the Ranch Report :laugh2:
 

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cowboyed;2640928 said:
An amazing feat considering Amendola is now in Philly with the Eagles....

That is why he is with the Eagles. He kicked TO's butt, and TO complained to Jerry, so the Cowboys let him go. McNabb heard about it and demanded that the Eagles sign Amendola.

Amendola > Chuck Norris
 

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fortdick;2640944 said:
That is why he is with the Eagles. He kicked TO's butt, and TO complained to Jerry, so the Cowboys let him go. McNabb heard about it and demanded that the Eagles sign Amendola.

Amendola > Chuck Norris


LOL!

That picture would be absolutely hilarious, the one of Danny whipping TO, except that it's so far fetched that I can even imagine it without shaking my head.
 

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dallasfan4evr;2640943 said:
Definitely not a "plug"for The Ranch Report, so there goes that theory. I get these emails every once in a while from them. I saw the mentioning of the brawl, and was wondering if anyone heard about it. That's all..
I know that it wasn't literally a plug...just the way it was written sounded kinda like an advertisement.
 
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