Wimbo
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Dear Cowboys Scouting Staff:
Due to our disappointing 2010 season, I have taken it upon myself to single handedly fix our team, starting with the 2011 draft. I have personally reviewed our team, and discovered what is undoubtedly the key to all that is good about the current team. I applied this data to the 2011 draft prospects list, and came up with the following list of players that we can not miss on this year. With these additions to the roster, our team will be unstoppable. Make it happen.
All the best,
Jerry
Round . Name . Position . College . Notes
1. DeMarcus Love - OT, Arkansas. I love me some DeMarcus. soooo-weeee!
2. Marcus Cannon - OG, TCU. - His name is not DeMarcus, but we will move him to Defensive End so he will be listed as DE Marcus Cannon. Surely that will elevate him to Pro Bowl caliber.
3. DeMarco Murray - RB, Oklahoma. - This kid is so close to greatness. Talk to his momma about changing his name to DeMarcus.
5. Trade to Detroit for DeMarcus Faggins. His name is DeMarcus, and he is from Irving, Texas. Championship.
5. DeMarcus Van Dyke - CB, Miami. Not only is CB a position that we desperately need to get a DeMarcus at... this kids slapstick comedy will be great in the locker room.
6. DeMarcus Dobbs - DE, Georgia. We need another DeMarcus to bookend DEMarcus Cannon after we move him to DE.
7. DeMarcus Flanagan - ILB, Valdosta State. Real diamond in the rough here. Just think about it... A man named DeMarcus who has the luck of the Irish.
Due to our disappointing 2010 season, I have taken it upon myself to single handedly fix our team, starting with the 2011 draft. I have personally reviewed our team, and discovered what is undoubtedly the key to all that is good about the current team. I applied this data to the 2011 draft prospects list, and came up with the following list of players that we can not miss on this year. With these additions to the roster, our team will be unstoppable. Make it happen.
All the best,
Jerry
Round . Name . Position . College . Notes
1. DeMarcus Love - OT, Arkansas. I love me some DeMarcus. soooo-weeee!
2. Marcus Cannon - OG, TCU. - His name is not DeMarcus, but we will move him to Defensive End so he will be listed as DE Marcus Cannon. Surely that will elevate him to Pro Bowl caliber.
3. DeMarco Murray - RB, Oklahoma. - This kid is so close to greatness. Talk to his momma about changing his name to DeMarcus.
5. Trade to Detroit for DeMarcus Faggins. His name is DeMarcus, and he is from Irving, Texas. Championship.
5. DeMarcus Van Dyke - CB, Miami. Not only is CB a position that we desperately need to get a DeMarcus at... this kids slapstick comedy will be great in the locker room.
6. DeMarcus Dobbs - DE, Georgia. We need another DeMarcus to bookend DEMarcus Cannon after we move him to DE.
7. DeMarcus Flanagan - ILB, Valdosta State. Real diamond in the rough here. Just think about it... A man named DeMarcus who has the luck of the Irish.
DAL @ GB
