A first; don't know to laugh or cry

[GimmeTheBall!]

OK, mens, I am done crying about this year.

And, yeth, there are lots of power rankings out there.

But this is a first for me: agreeing with a power ranking re the Dallas Cowboys, the most glamorous team in the universe.
Most of the time, whatever power ranking the Boys are assigned, I just move them 2 or 3 spots up to make up for the anti-Cowboys bias "out there."

This one seems (at least pertaining to the Cowboys) seem accurate: No. 15

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/...s-week-12-where-does-every-team-stand/page/19

It is so telling that we are roughly ranking near the middle of the NFL.
We are neither too strong nor too weak. We are afterthoughts. We are middlins in a sea of high achiefers and weaklings from 3rd-rate cities.

It hath come to this, where old Gimme agrees with a power ranking.
Oh, great conditioning trainer in the sky, we deserve it (15) this year.

 

[CyberB0b]

.500 team for nearly 20 years.

 

[GimmeTheBall!]

.500 team for nearly 20 years.

Oddly enough, our tears are commensurate with the money that Jerra keeps making with this .500 team.

 

[5Stars]

I would not have even ranked them at 15...! Maybe around 20 -23.

 

[Bungarian]

OK, mens, I am done crying about this year.

I don't believe you.

 

[Dodger12]

Someone ranked us that high? And Gimme's crying? He should be laughing............

 

[links18]

If we played today, I am not sure the Bucs wouldn't beat us.

 

[noshame]

.500 and in salary cap heck, nice work Jerry

 

[Beast_from_East]

I would not have even ranked them at 15...! Maybe around 20 -23.

Yea, that is what I was thinking.

15 is laughable for a team that gives up 700 yards a game and 40 first downs and converts 0 3rd downs..................add to that a coaching staff that is clueless..........................Maybe mid 20s at best.

 

[GimmeTheBall!]

I don't believe you.

I think you no me too well. That's creepy.

 

[GimmeTheBall!]

Yea, that is what I was thinking.

15 is laughable for a team that gives up 700 yards a game and 40 first downs and converts 0 3rd downs..................add to that a coaching staff that is clueless..........................Maybe mid 20s at best.

I get you. Still, No. 15 tells our current story. Stuck in mediocrity.

 

[GimmeTheBall!]

Someone ranked us that high? And Gimme's crying? He should be laughing............

When I laugh it is a hollow laugh. When I cry it is tears of a clown.

"I guess I'm a crying on the inside type of clown."
~Bll Murray in "Quick Change."

 

[5Stars]

When I laugh it is a hollow laugh. When I cry it is tears of a clown.

"I guess I'm a crying on the inside type of clown."
~Bll Murray in "Quick Change."

Bro...!

You are a clown rather you laugh of cry. Sometimes a funny clown, sometime just downright a clown! How Ms. Busty puts up with you, I have no clue, unless she is a clownettt.

 

[Fredd]

15 is (other than this false ranking):
the natural number following 14;
in English, the smallest natural number with seven letters in its spelled name – fifteen;
in speech, often confused with 50;
a triangular number, hexagonal number, pentatope number and the 4th Bell number;
the double factorial of 5;
a composite number with proper divisors 1, 3, and 5;
the magic constant of the unique order-3 normal magic square;
a repdigit in binary;
the atomic number of phosphorus;
the day of the Hebrew month of Nisan when Passover begins;
the first point gained in a game of tennis;
the number of players in a rugby team;
the number on the back of a fullback’s jersey in rugby;
the age of eligibility in NZ to learn to drive;
the age in the UK at which a minor may be sent to jail to await trial;
the legal age someone may watch an R15 film;
the number of days in each of the 24 cycles of the Chinese calendar;
the number of checkers each side has in a backgammon game;
a restaurant in London owned by Jamie Oliver;
the number of function keys on most Mac keyboards;
the number of letters in the word hydropneumatics, uncopywriteable and misconjugatedly;
the number of minutes in a quarter hour;
the number corresponding to the devil in tarot cards;
a sun protection factor;
the anniversary celebrated by crystal;
the GST rate in Barbados, Cyprus, Ethiopia, India, Luxemburg, Madeira/Azores, Mauritius, Nicaragua, Trinidad/Tobago; and
THE GST RATE IN NEW ZEALAND!!!!


In Other words, this number is so average that it really has nothing special about it, including our ranking....makes sense

 

[GimmeTheBall!]

Bro...!

You are a clown rather you laugh of cry. Sometimes a funny clown, sometime just downright a clown! How Ms. Busty puts up with you, I have no clue, unless she is a clownettt.

Ms. Busty beliefs in me. She is an enabler of my football theories and likes it when my Lone Star Card is reloaded. We roll like bonnie and Claude and half a good time.
My favorite clown is Joe Pesci but he get mad sometimes.

 

[TwentyOne]

I would not have even ranked them at 15...! Maybe around 20 -23.

Just wait for another 3-4 weeks.

 

[5Stars]

Ms. Busty beliefs in me. She is an enabler of my football theories and likes it when my Lone Star Card is reloaded. We roll like bonnie and Claude and half a good time.
My favorite clown is Joe Pesci but he get mad sometimes.

I don't know what a Lone Star card is? Do they have those down in Farmers Ranch? What does that card do? Is is some kind of food stamp card?

 

[Beast_from_East]

I don't know what a Lone Star card is? Do they have those down in Farmers Ranch? What does that card do? Is is some kind of food stamp card?

Yea, its a food stamp debit card.