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jacs

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A Man Escapes From Prison Where He Has Been For 15
Years.
He Breaks Into A House To Look For Money And Guns And
Finds A Young Couple In Bed. He Orders The Guy Out Of
Bed And Ties Him To A Chair. While Tying The Girl To
The Bed, He Gets On Top Of Her, Kisses Her Neck, Then
Gets Up And Goes Into The Bathroom.
While He's In There, The Husband Tells His Wife:
"listen, This Guy's An Escaped Convict, Look At His
Clothes! He Probably Spent Lots Of Time In Jail And
Hasn't Seen A Woman In Years. I Saw How He Kissed Your
Neck." "if He Wants Sex, Don't Resist, Don't
Complain, Do Whatever He Tells You. Satisfy Him No
Matter How Much He Nauseates You. This Guy Is Probably
Very Dangerous. If He Gets Angry, He'll Kill Us. Be
Strong, Honey. I Love You"
To Which ! The Wife Responds: "he Wasn't Kissing My
Neck. He Was
Whispering In My Ear. He Told Me He Was Gay, Thought
You Were Cute, And Asked If We Had Any Vaseline. I
Told Him It Was In The Bathroom. Be Strong Honey. I
Love You Too!!"
 

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SOund like a beginning to a porno...or so I've heard...
 

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that's funny as hell....good joke....gotta use that one.
 

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Tio said:
SOund like a beginning to a porno...or so I've heard...

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Tio

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Your unoriginal HH, stop trying to be funny. Anyway, I was talking about the begining, before it got gay...and ...its not like I would know anyway...
 

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Tio said:
Your unoriginal HH, stop trying to be funny. Anyway, I was talking about the begining, before it got gay...and ...its not like I would know anyway...

You know you laughed ;)
 

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not really, I see that everytime I post in a thread TB does. HE can't let it go, he only gets these once a year, all the rest he just takes from other sites. THats why he had no problem with crown royal stealing bandwith :)
 

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jacs said:
A Man Escapes From Prison Where He Has Been For 15
Years.
He Breaks Into A House To Look For Money And Guns And
Finds A Young Couple In Bed. He Orders The Guy Out Of
Bed And Ties Him To A Chair. While Tying The Girl To
The Bed, He Gets On Top Of Her, Kisses Her Neck, Then
Gets Up And Goes Into The Bathroom.
While He's In There, The Husband Tells His Wife:
"listen, This Guy's An Escaped Convict, Look At His
Clothes! He Probably Spent Lots Of Time In Jail And
Hasn't Seen A Woman In Years. I Saw How He Kissed Your
Neck." "if He Wants Sex, Don't Resist, Don't
Complain, Do Whatever He Tells You. Satisfy Him No
Matter How Much He Nauseates You. This Guy Is Probably
Very Dangerous. If He Gets Angry, He'll Kill Us. Be
Strong, Honey. I Love You"
To Which ! The Wife Responds: "he Wasn't Kissing My
Neck. He Was
Whispering In My Ear. He Told Me He Was Gay, Thought
You Were Cute, And Asked If We Had Any Vaseline. I
Told Him It Was In The Bathroom. Be Strong Honey. I
Love You Too!!"

It's ok Jacs, I know that happened to you and you are traumatized but we can talk about it. You don't have to pretend it's a joke just to see how people would react. You should be open about scarring experiences like that. Or was it a bad experience for you??? Hmmmm.......

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LOL
 

jacs

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whoa what is up with all this gay shiznit?

whatever fantasies you people have leave me out of it please, thank you.
 

Mamba

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I agree jacs...from how it sounds you'd probably hit both of them.....lmbo
 
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