A Little Cowboy Humor *Merge*

[Doomsday101]

Brett Favre, after living a full life, died. When he got to heaven, God
was showing him around. They came to a modest little house with a faded Packers' flag in
the window.

"This house is yours for eternity, Brett," said God. "This is very special;
not everyone gets a house up here."

Brett felt special, indeed, and walked up to his house.

On his way up the porch, he noticed another house just around the corner. It was a 3-story
mansion with a blue and silver sidewalk, a 50 foot tall flagpole with an enormous Dallas
Cowboys' flag, and in every window a Cowboys silver star.

Brett looked at God and said, "God, I'm not trying to be ungrateful, but I have a
question. I was an all-pro QB, I won 2 Super Bowls, and I even went to the Hall of
Fame."

God said, "So what do you want to know, Brett?"

"Well, why does Tony Romo get a better house than me?"

God chuckled and said, "Brett, that's not Tony Romo's house; it's
mine."

 

[kmd24]

Pretty funny, but...

I was an all-pro QB, I won 2 Super Bowls, and I even went to the Hall of Fame."

... when is Favre planning to win another Superbowl?

 

[YosemiteSam]

Pretty funny, but...



... when is Favre planning to win another Superbowl?

Maybe he thinks he will win it this year...

 

[Doomsday101]

Pretty funny, but...



... when is Favre planning to win another Superbowl?

Evidently he gets one before he dies? This was sent by a fellow Cowboy fan to me and I did not bother to change it. I just thought it was funny and would share it with you guys.

 

[tyke1doe]

Pretty funny, but...



... when is Favre planning to win another Superbowl?

That's what I'm saying. Please, not project into the immediate future until Romo has won one.

 

[PosterChild]

Brett Favre, after living a full life, died. When he got to heaven, God
was showing him around. They came to a modest little house with a faded Packers' flag in
the window.

"This house is yours for eternity, Brett," said God. "This is very special;
not everyone gets a house up here."

Brett felt special, indeed, and walked up to his house.

On his way up the porch, he noticed another house just around the corner. It was a 3-story
mansion with a blue and silver sidewalk, a 50 foot tall flagpole with an enormous Dallas
Cowboys' flag, and in every window a Cowboys silver star.

Brett looked at God and said, "God, I'm not trying to be ungrateful, but I have a
question. I was an all-pro QB, I won 2 Super Bowls, and I even went to the Hall of
Fame."

God said, "So what do you want to know, Brett?"

"Well, why does Tony Romo get a better house than me?"

God chuckled and said, "Brett, that's not Tony Romo's house; it's
mine."

 

[JD_KaPow]

An ancient joke but still a good one. I first heard it with Steve Young (or was it Joe Montana?) and Troy Aikman in place of Favre and Romo.

 

[austintodallas]

Brett Favre, after living a full life, died. When he got to heaven, God was
showing him around. They came to a modest little house with a faded Packers
flag in the window.

'This house is yours for eternity, Brett,' said God. 'This is very special;
not everyone gets a house up here.'

Brett felt special, indeed, and walked up to his house. On his way up the
porch, he noticed another house just around the corner. It was a 3-story
mansion with a blue and silver sidewalk, a 50 foot tall flagpole with an
enormous Cowboys flag, and in every window, a blue star.

Brett looked at God and said, 'God, I'm not trying to be ungrateful, but I
have a question. I was the league's all-time leader in pass completions and a
Hall of Famer.'

God said, 'So what do you want to know, Brett?'

'Well, why does Tony Romo get a better house than me?'

God chuckled and said, 'Brett, that's not Tony Romo's house. It's mine.'

 

[Future]

:laugh2:

I'm not surprised that God is a Cowboys fan :starspin

 

[Signals]

 

[Doomsday101]

Here is another just sent to me:

John Madden was in New England to announce a football game one weekend when he noticed a special telephone near the Patriots' bench.

He asked QB Tom Brady what it was used for and was told it was a hotline to God.

John asked if he could use it.

Brady replied, ''Sure, but it will cost you $200."

John scratched his head, then thought, what the heck, I could use some help picking games. He pulled out his wallet and paid the $200. John's picks were perfect that week.

The next week, John was in Indianapolis when he noticed that same kind of phone on the Colts' bench. He asked what the telephone was for and Peyton Manning told him, "It's a hotline to God. If you want to use it, it will cost you $500."

Recalling the previous week, John pulled out his wallet and made the call. Again, John's picks were perfect that week.

Last weekend, John was in Dallas , when he noticed the same kind of telephone by the Cowboys' bench. He asked Tony Romo, "Is that the hotline to God?"

Tony Romo said, "Yes, it is and if you want to use it, it will cost you 50 cents."

John looked incredulously at Romo and said, 'Wait a second! I just paid $200 in New England and $500 in Indianapolis to use the same phone to God! Why do the Cowboys only charge 50 cents?"
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Romo replied, "Because in Dallas , it's a local call!"

Welcome to God's Country!!!
LET's GO BOYS!!!

 

[DeaconBlues]

An ancient joke but still a good one. I first heard it with Steve Young (or was it Joe Montana?) and Troy Aikman in place of Favre and Romo.

Funny, but I heard it with Terry Bradshaw and Staubach in the '80s. :laugh2:

 

[trickblue]

Funny, but I heard it with Terry Bradshaw and Staubach in the '80s. :laugh2:

cbz heard that joke when it was Cain and Abel...