GimmeTheBall!
Junior College Transfer
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Smart alex: "Remember when you p**d in your pants at school?"
Victim: "that was 5 years ago."
Smart alex: "People don't forget."
~"Super Bad"
OK, now that Randle look like he will be our featured back this sunday we can half fun with his . . . oeuvre, heh.
Randle, he who said bad things about Brent and Dez recently when he was arrested and held for alleged shoplifting of underwear and good smellem in a bottle.
OK, if we do not half humor then what half we?
We half to keep loose and calm before the big day and we should laff. Here are some plays i half deviced for Randle to use this Sunday (AND I HOPE HE HALF A 150-YARD DAY!)
(Jason, use these plays with descretion. Why so many runs to the left; well, as a change up)
Left sweep:
49 handoff of underwear jockey
left bulldozer on 3-hut-hut
Dive to the left:
35 Dive left
fruit of the loom on
hut-hut!
Sweep right with elan und moxie:
Cologne shift double
dive on hut-kill-kill-3
Right option feint (with a shovel pass to witten):
5-finger discount guard right
with fake handoff
on 3-4 hut-hut-hut
Left run:
Jockey shorts security guard
left quad
on 3-2-hut-hut!
Good luck Randle and i hope you laugh with us and not at us!
Mens and womans of good humor and good cheer, provide your plays that Randle can run!
Victim: "that was 5 years ago."
Smart alex: "People don't forget."
~"Super Bad"
OK, now that Randle look like he will be our featured back this sunday we can half fun with his . . . oeuvre, heh.
Randle, he who said bad things about Brent and Dez recently when he was arrested and held for alleged shoplifting of underwear and good smellem in a bottle.
OK, if we do not half humor then what half we?
We half to keep loose and calm before the big day and we should laff. Here are some plays i half deviced for Randle to use this Sunday (AND I HOPE HE HALF A 150-YARD DAY!)
(Jason, use these plays with descretion. Why so many runs to the left; well, as a change up)
Left sweep:
49 handoff of underwear jockey
left bulldozer on 3-hut-hut
Dive to the left:
35 Dive left
fruit of the loom on
hut-hut!
Sweep right with elan und moxie:
Cologne shift double
dive on hut-kill-kill-3
Right option feint (with a shovel pass to witten):
5-finger discount guard right
with fake handoff
on 3-4 hut-hut-hut
Left run:
Jockey shorts security guard
left quad
on 3-2-hut-hut!
Good luck Randle and i hope you laugh with us and not at us!
Mens and womans of good humor and good cheer, provide your plays that Randle can run!