I could care less about my 94,000 posts too. In fact oil check I never brag about my post count. It means more to you than it does to me, because you made it an issue. I won't.
It has nothing to do with your "draft expertise," but I do find it funny that you think you know more than I do. That's neither here nor there. The title to your pitiful little draft thread is arrogant. A guy barely challenged you on it and you snapped like a yapping little Chihuahua.
My joking comment to him (not to you) also brings out this yapping Chihuahua in you. My comment to him was a joke about the comment "realistic," and a take off on a joke by Mitch Hedberg who asked if hallucinogenic drugs make the world normal to a schizophrenic. Once again you take it wrong and want to make it personal.
You seem to think you can demand respect from people here. You can't oil check, you can't. You're just not that damned important. Earn it, and we will give it to you. That's the beauty of this forum. In the meantime every time you act like a petulant child over inane little comments like "what makes it realistic?" we're all going to throw jokes at you. Yes oil check, you've made yourself a joke here by being to touchy.
Either you'll learn to roll with it. Or you'll do like so many other idiots have and cross the lines.
If that happens, do you know what the answer to "who's there" in response to your pitiful little KNOCK KNOCK is? No one.