A Tony Romo poem

[blackplague1347]

I got bored and wrote a poem for our beloved Dallas Cowboys quarterback. I call it "Hola Tony Romo!"
I figured that was an appropriate title due to his ancestry. Anyways...enjoy!


See Romo run
See Romo throw
See Romo bang
Another celebrity ho

See him go deep
See him in the pocket
See him throw a curl
With that arm of his, a rocket

See him throw a bomb
See him throw some slants
Look at Tony Romo
Getting in the ladies' pants

See him beat the Bills
See him beat the 'Skins
See him drive downfield
And run it for the win

Look at Tony Romo
He steals the whole show
Haters don't like it but I say
Go Romo go!


:starspin

 

[theogt]

I like it.

 

[CrazyCowboy]

Not bad at all--good job!

 

[AsthmaField]

I'm a little stunned.

My gut reaction was pretty negative, but after thinking on it a while, I kinda like it. It's sort of like "the Raven" by Poe... except that it's completely different in every way and it's about a football player.

Overall, I'll give it two and a half golden footballs. Since that's the only poem ever to be rated with footballs... unfortunately, nobody has any idea if it's any good or not.

Have a great week.

 

[jimbeam]

:laugh2: I think you've summed up his current life quite well.

 

[TheCount]

I got bored and wrote a poem for our beloved Dallas Cowboys quarterback. I call it "Hola Tony Romo!"
I figured that was an appropriate title due to his ancestry. Anyways...enjoy!


See Romo run
See Romo throw
See Romo bang
Another celebrity ho

See him go deep
See him in the pocket
See him throw a curl
With that arm of his, a rocket

See him throw a bomb
See him throw some slants
Look at Tony Romo
Getting in the ladies' pants

See him beat the Bills
See him beat the 'Skins
See him drive downfield
And run it for the win

Look at Tony Romo
He steals the whole show
Haters don't like it but I say
Go Romo go!


:starspin

I'm sure Romo would be extremely creeped out by this.

 

[Pokes12]

I got bored and wrote a poem for our beloved Dallas Cowboys quarterback. I call it "Hola Tony Romo!"
I figured that was an appropriate title due to his ancestry. Anyways...enjoy!


See Romo run
See Romo throw
See Romo bang
Another celebrity ho

See him go deep
See him in the pocket
See him throw a curl
With that arm of his, a rocket

See him throw a bomb
See him throw some slants
Look at Tony Romo
Getting in the ladies' pants

See him beat the Bills
See him beat the 'Skins
See him drive downfield
And run it for the win

Look at Tony Romo
He steals the whole show
Haters don't like it but I say
Go Romo go!


:starspin

Don't give up your day job. My four year old can write better than that.

 

[sago1]

Understand Romo needs a social life but don't even want to hear he was anywhere near Britney Spears -- 100 miles is too close to her.

 

[Achozen]

Don't give up your day job. My four year old can write better than that.

Pwned.

 

[cobra]

A Skins Fan's Lament

I don't get it. Tony ain't nothing great.
He never works to get better, he goes on a date.

My QB watches tape while Tony acts like Mr. All-knowing.
While Tony golfs, my QB works to improve his piss poor throwing.

If my QB had Tony's line, he could show his sweet poise.
If he had Tony's receivers, he couldn't overthrow those boys.

If he had Tony's OC, he could work in perfect rhythm.
If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't **** with them.

 

[blackplague1347]

A Skins Fan's Lament

I don't get it. Tony ain't nothing great.
He never works to get better, he goes on a date.

My QB watches tape while Tony acts like Mr. All-knowing.
While Tony golfs, my QB works to improve his piss poor throwing.

If my QB had Tony's line, he could show his sweet poise.
If he had Tony's receivers, he couldn't overthrow those boys.

If he had Tony's OC, he could work in perfect rhythm.
If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't **** with them.

Oh man...that "piss poor throwing" part just made my night

 

[Boyzmamacita]

Another celebrity ho?

 

[AsthmaField]

A Skins Fan's Lament

I don't get it. Tony ain't nothing great.
He never works to get better, he goes on a date.

My QB watches tape while Tony acts like Mr. All-knowing.
While Tony golfs, my QB works to improve his piss poor throwing.

If my QB had Tony's line, he could show his sweet poise.
If he had Tony's receivers, he couldn't overthrow those boys.

If he had Tony's OC, he could work in perfect rhythm.
If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't **** with them.

Oh man. That's perfect.

There's no way I can improve on that one.

If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't **** with them... :laugh2:

 

[Faerluna]

Another celebrity ho?

Keepin it classy!

 

[blackplague1347]

Another celebrity ho?

Yeah I threw the whole thing together in about 5 minutes. That was just the first thing that came to mind that rhymed :

Maybe I'll revise the whole thing if I get bored again. I probably should eh?