Accused Florida man says his cat downloaded child porn, not him

[masomenos]

http://www.boingboing.net/2009/08/07/accused-florida-man.html

Florida law enforcement agents have charged 48-year-old Keith R. Griffin (shown at left) with 10 counts of possession of child pornography after a detective found over a thousand such images on his computer.

In his defense, Mr. Griffin told detectives "he would leave his computer on and his cat would jump on the keyboard. And when he returned there will be strange material downloaded."


He is jail, with bail set at a quarter million dollars. His cat roams free.

I can only imagine how this will play out in court.

"You honor, I'm a man, what use would I have for kitty porn?"




Seriously, I hope he enjoys his prison encounters.

 

[silverbear]

http://www.boingboing.net/2009/08/07/accused-florida-man.html



I can only imagine how this will play out in court.

"You honor, I'm a man, what use would I have for kitty porn?"




Seriously, I hope he enjoys his prison encounters.

I believe him, it's well-documented that cats are evil...

But I have absolutely no sympathy for him, he should've gotten a dog... a dog will never, ever download porn...

 

[BrAinPaiNt]

Darn evil cat, high on cat nip.

 

[jackrussell]

Honest, Your Honor, you HAVE to believe me!

Meanwhile...back at the homestead.........................

Stupid humans.

 

[big dog cowboy]

:laugh2:

 

[Tusan_Homichi]

 

[bbgun]

Note to self: adopt a cat for alibi purposes.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Note to self: adopt a cat for alibi purposes.

I always knew you were a kiddy diddler

btw, his defense doesn't explain how all those images were managed to be saved to his computer lol

 

[bbgun]

I always knew you were a kiddy diddler

btw, his defense doesn't explain how all those images were managed to be saved to his computer lol

It's his fault for buying your old hard drive on Craigslist.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

It's his fault for buying your old hard drive on Craigslist.

ooooooooooooooooo

touche'

 

[Dallas]

Wooo.....Anyone got a Cigarette?