AFC Bournemouth is back in the Premier League!

[RustyBourneHorse]

AFC Bournemouth just beat Nottingham Forest 2-1. This means that Bournemouth is returning to the Premier League next season finishing at least in the top two with one match to go against Millwall. We are, in fact, finishing 2nd as we can't catch up to Fulham who nabbed the top spot, but we're back next year nonetheless!! Well done, Cherries!!

 

[atlantacowboy]

Congrats!

 

[RustyBourneHorse]

Congrats!

Thank you, hopefully, we have a longer run of it. Bit tricky considering how small our grounds are, but we really could use more players. I'm hoping we make a go at a couple big players this summer to get ready to try to handle the PL next year.

 

[atlantacowboy]

Thank you, hopefully, we have a longer run of it. Bit tricky considering how small our grounds are, but we really could use more players. I'm hoping we make a go at a couple big players this summer to get ready to try to handle the PL next year.

You guys are an Arab sheik away from competing.

 

[RustyBourneHorse]

You guys are an Arab sheik away from competing.

That or a rich American or Brit. Plus, we are in need of a new ground. Preferably closer to the sea where people are more familiar with Bournemouth. Possibly an owner from Texas if he's willing to hire a GM or good manager to oversee operations with the club and get the best players we can get.

 

[atlantacowboy]

That or a rich American or Brit. Plus, we are in need of a new ground. Preferably closer to the sea where people are more familiar with Bournemouth. Possibly an owner from Texas if he's willing to hire a GM or good manager to oversee operations with the club and get the best players we can get.

Jerry could be the Ted Lasso of Bournemouth. lol

 

[RustyBourneHorse]

Jerry could be the Ted Lasso of Bournemouth. lol

Lol, he'd be good at spending money for us, and, well, he wouldn't be the only NFL PL Owner lol

 

[RustyBourneHorse]

Plus, Jerry owning us would be brilliant! Lots of money, he'd have to have a GM or a top manager as he will not have the time to focus solely on Bournemouth as he also has to worry about the Cowboys, and he may have to get a GM for the Cowboys! Only trouble is when Stephen takes over.

 

[atlantacowboy]

Plus, Jerry owning us would be brilliant! Lots of money, he'd have to have a GM or a top manager as he will not have the time to focus solely on Bournemouth as he also has to worry about the Cowboys, and he may have to get a GM for the Cowboys! Only trouble is when Stephen takes over.

You know that's not how this would work. Jerry would be like " I've been looking into to uhh.... a few soccer players for this uhh team in the Dallas area. As you may be aware the Dallas area is known for producing some fine soccer players and we feel like we are in uhhh...... a great position here to evaluate talent and make the best decisions for the franchise moving forward........"

 

[RustyBourneHorse]

You know that's not how this would work. Jerry would be like " I've been looking into to uhh.... a few soccer players for this uhh team in the Dallas area. As you may be aware the Dallas area is known for producing some fine soccer players and we feel like we are in uhhh...... a great position here to evaluate talent and make the best decisions for the franchise moving forward........"

As he drinks his Scotch. And he'd probably hire an English-version of Jason Garrett. Probably Frank Lampard.