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How does an aggie wear his underwear????

yellow in the front, brown in the back....


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ELDudearino said:
How does an aggie wear his underwear????

yellow in the front, brown in the back....


:eek:wned:


Why does it cost an Aggie 4 bucks to get a haircut??

Buck a side...


Why does an Aggie carry a turd in his pocket??

There are two answers to this one-- 1) Identification... 2) Spare Parts...
 

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How many credits does a Longhorn football player get for changing a light bulb?

Just one, but this includes $500, a plasma screen TV, and 3 women.


What do Longhoens think the "N" in Nebraska stands for?

Nowledge

Thanks folks, Ill be here all week. Two can play this game :D
 

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HeavyHitta31 said:
What do Longhoens think the "N" in Nebraska stands for?

Nowledge

Diss the Longhorns by insulting their knowledge yet you make a spelling mistake while doing so. Nice.
 

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Hoods said:
Diss the Longhorns by insulting their knowledge yet you make a spelling mistake while doing so. Nice.

I never claimed to be the world typing champion.... :rolleyes:
 

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BTW:

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HeavyHitta31 said:
There would just happen to be a difference between a simple typo and a post full of illegible rambling.... :rolleyes:

I would comment on the difference of ages, but I suppose the equal maturity level makes up for the what? 5 year difference?

BTW:

I'm not a Horns fan, I could care less.
 

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Hoods said:
Diss the Longhorns by insulting their knowledge yet you make a spelling mistake while doing so. Nice.

Hoods, whaddaya expect from an Aggie?? Erudition??

The boy's doing the best he can... it ain't easy, when you're afflicted with an inferior education...

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