Twitter: Airbus Helicopter saving the Cowboys valuable time

[RodeoJake]

I grew up on farms and tended many a herd, flock and head.
But that was many moons ago... Not that I'm old! I'm not. Maybe a bit...

T'would be good to get my hands dirty again. Honest work.
I may take you up on that offer to help you out!
Wait... What do you mean you didn't extend me, personally, Corso, an offer?
I'm sure you did, somewhere, down the line!

We'll just have to hash this out in the near future...

Okay, pard

 

[RodeoJake]

If there is beer or alcohol involved count me in also

Beer and maybe some shine, if you shovel out the barns.

 

[yimyammer]

This makes it easier the jones to get around and make their deals which in turn should help the cowboys organization. Go cowboys!

 

[Cowpolk]

No hydraulics, but it runs on fuel, unfortunately.

I'm thinking about becoming an unlicensed brain surgeon so if you or anyone you now needs my services please let me know

 

[Corso]

Beer and maybe some shine, if you shovel out the barns.

Been there. Done that. On both sides.
Not joking.

 

[MRV52]

H145 Scrub is a beautiful Copter to pick up all the scrubs and scraps around the NFL.

 

[RodeoJake]

I'm thinking about becoming an unlicensed brain surgeon so if you or anyone you now needs my services please let me know

Sure will, hoss

 

[KingintheNorth]

Does that Airbus have positon flex

Yes. It also serves as a bar or an office to sign free agents. Incredibly versatile.

 

[RodeoJake]

Been there. Done that. On both sides.
Not joking.

Horses ain't so bad. Goats are dang nasty, worse than cleaning the chicken coop.

 

[Cowpolk]

Sure will, hoss

I work cheap and guarantee a minimum of an IQ of 138.736 or i will refund all but the cost of the procedure

 

[RodeoJake]

I work cheap and guarantee a minimum of an IQ of 138.736 or i will refund all but the cost of the procedure

A heck of a deal

 

[ESisback]

Nah i'm not crazy all of the time I think

The blackouts and benders though...

 

[ESisback]

A heck of a deal

I scored just north of Forest Gump!

 

[Cowpolk]

I scored just north of Forest Gump!

You were my 1 st patient and I refunded all but the cost of the procedure

 

[Vanilla2]

JJ prolly has a wet bar and stripper pole on board...

Who wouldn’t?

 

[Cowpolk]

Who wouldn’t?

Richard Simmons

 

[ESisback]

Richard Simmons

Mean, but accurate!

 

[ESisback]

JJ prolly has a wet bar and stripper pole on board...

The American Dream...

 

[LocimusPrime]

Yes. It also serves as a bar or an office to sign free agents. Incredibly versatile.

Agreed! Now if we could just get those FAs here

 

[waving monkey]

Now we know why they quit spending money on free agents. They keep buying toys like party buses and big *** helicopters.