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Thurman Thomas
Super Bowl XXVIII
Bills running back Thurman Thomas was asked how he got psyched for big games. "I read the newspaper and look at the stupid questions you all ask," he replied. He probably spent hours at it because Super Bowl media day is a factory farm of dumb queries.
Tom Brady
Super Bowl XLII
Patriots quarterback Tom Brady was asked: "What is your purpose in life?"
Troy Aikman
Super Bowl XXVII
To Cowboy QB Troy Aikman: "Does it seem a little strange answering football questions in a baseball stadium?"
Marshall Faulk
Super Bowl XXXIV
For Rams RB Marshall Faulk: "How come you have a podium while all your teammates are forced to stand out here?"
Joe Salave'a
Super Bowl XXXIV
For Titans DT Joe Salave'a: "What's your relationship with the football?" (Salave'a's answer: "I'd say it's strictly platonic.")
Jim Plunkett
Super Bowl XV
To Raiders QB Jim Plunkett: "Is it your mother who's blind, and your father who's deaf, or the other way around?"
Doug Williams
Super Bowl XXII
To Commanders QB Doug Williams: "So how long have you been a black quarterback?" This is now widely debunked as an urban legend, but the following was asked:
"Doug, would it be easier if you were the second black quarterback to play in the Super Bowl?"
Mark May
Super Bowl XXII
To Commanders OL Mark May: "How does it feel to block for the first black quarterback in the Super Bowl?
Ray Lewis
Super Bowl XXXV
To Ravens LB Ray Lewis: "How long have you been surrounded by thugs?"
Larry Fitzgerald
Super Bowl XLIII
Arizona Cardinals wide receiver Larry Fitzgerald was asked by an Access Hollywood reporter, "Who has the better hair, you or Steelers safety Tony (sic) Polamalu?"
Matt Leinart
Super Bowl XLIII
The Cardinals quarterback was asked by Inez Sainz of Azteca, "Can I measure your bicep?"
Joe Montana
Super Bowl XXIII
To 49ers QB Joe Montana: "So why do they call you Boomer?"
Cornelius Bennett
Super Bowl XXVIII
To Bills LB Cornelius Bennett: "Do you believe you can win?"
Heath Irwin
Super Bowl XXXI
To Patriots G Heath Irwin: "Would you like to see the AFC win the Super Bowl?"
Nate Newton
Super Bowl XXX
To Cowboys G Nate Newton: "Have you noticed the logo is missing on one side of the Steelers' helmets?"
Kurt Warner
Super Bowl XXXIV
To Rams QB Kurt Warner: "Do you believe in voodoo, and can I have a lock of your hair?"
Emmitt Smith
Super Bowl XXVII
To Cowboys RB Emmitt Smith: "What are you going to wear in the game Sunday?"
Detron Smith
Super Bowl XXXII
Broncos FB Detron Smith: "What size panties do you think you'd wear?"
Kent Hull
Super Bowl XXV
To Bills C Kent Hull: "Can I have your pants?"
Orlando Pace
Super Bowl XXXIV
For Rams OT Orlando Pace: "After the game, in the shower, what's your favorite bar of soap?"
Kevin Greene
Super Bowl XXX
To Steelers LB Kevin Greene: "How long does it take you to wash your hair?"
Jay Williams
Super Bowl XXXIV
To Rams DE Jay Williams: "Is Ram a noun or a verb?"
John Elway
Super Bowl XXXIII
To Broncos QB John Elway: "Are you going to listen to Stevie Wonder perform at halftime?"
http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/mu...1/gallery.nfl.SBfunnyquestions/content.1.html
Super Bowl XXVIII
Bills running back Thurman Thomas was asked how he got psyched for big games. "I read the newspaper and look at the stupid questions you all ask," he replied. He probably spent hours at it because Super Bowl media day is a factory farm of dumb queries.
Tom Brady
Super Bowl XLII
Patriots quarterback Tom Brady was asked: "What is your purpose in life?"
Troy Aikman
Super Bowl XXVII
To Cowboy QB Troy Aikman: "Does it seem a little strange answering football questions in a baseball stadium?"
Marshall Faulk
Super Bowl XXXIV
For Rams RB Marshall Faulk: "How come you have a podium while all your teammates are forced to stand out here?"
Joe Salave'a
Super Bowl XXXIV
For Titans DT Joe Salave'a: "What's your relationship with the football?" (Salave'a's answer: "I'd say it's strictly platonic.")
Jim Plunkett
Super Bowl XV
To Raiders QB Jim Plunkett: "Is it your mother who's blind, and your father who's deaf, or the other way around?"
Doug Williams
Super Bowl XXII
To Commanders QB Doug Williams: "So how long have you been a black quarterback?" This is now widely debunked as an urban legend, but the following was asked:
"Doug, would it be easier if you were the second black quarterback to play in the Super Bowl?"
Mark May
Super Bowl XXII
To Commanders OL Mark May: "How does it feel to block for the first black quarterback in the Super Bowl?
Ray Lewis
Super Bowl XXXV
To Ravens LB Ray Lewis: "How long have you been surrounded by thugs?"
Larry Fitzgerald
Super Bowl XLIII
Arizona Cardinals wide receiver Larry Fitzgerald was asked by an Access Hollywood reporter, "Who has the better hair, you or Steelers safety Tony (sic) Polamalu?"
Matt Leinart
Super Bowl XLIII
The Cardinals quarterback was asked by Inez Sainz of Azteca, "Can I measure your bicep?"
Joe Montana
Super Bowl XXIII
To 49ers QB Joe Montana: "So why do they call you Boomer?"
Cornelius Bennett
Super Bowl XXVIII
To Bills LB Cornelius Bennett: "Do you believe you can win?"
Heath Irwin
Super Bowl XXXI
To Patriots G Heath Irwin: "Would you like to see the AFC win the Super Bowl?"
Nate Newton
Super Bowl XXX
To Cowboys G Nate Newton: "Have you noticed the logo is missing on one side of the Steelers' helmets?"
Kurt Warner
Super Bowl XXXIV
To Rams QB Kurt Warner: "Do you believe in voodoo, and can I have a lock of your hair?"
Emmitt Smith
Super Bowl XXVII
To Cowboys RB Emmitt Smith: "What are you going to wear in the game Sunday?"
Detron Smith
Super Bowl XXXII
Broncos FB Detron Smith: "What size panties do you think you'd wear?"
Kent Hull
Super Bowl XXV
To Bills C Kent Hull: "Can I have your pants?"
Orlando Pace
Super Bowl XXXIV
For Rams OT Orlando Pace: "After the game, in the shower, what's your favorite bar of soap?"
Kevin Greene
Super Bowl XXX
To Steelers LB Kevin Greene: "How long does it take you to wash your hair?"
Jay Williams
Super Bowl XXXIV
To Rams DE Jay Williams: "Is Ram a noun or a verb?"
John Elway
Super Bowl XXXIII
To Broncos QB John Elway: "Are you going to listen to Stevie Wonder perform at halftime?"
http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/mu...1/gallery.nfl.SBfunnyquestions/content.1.html