Along with the sting of a loss, this game brought forth another emotion

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Today, I developed a deep-seeded HATRED for Wade Phillips and Jason Garrett. I've been agitated, even flat-out angry with them before, but this game really sent me over the edge.

These two have single-handidly taken all of the fun out of watching the Dallas Cowboys for me. I had much more fun watching Dave Campo's 5-11 teams than I do this years' team. Between the horrid offensive playcalling, the atrocious blitz packages, the soft zone coverage, the complete and total lack of team discipline and accoutability, and the lack of heart and desire that filters down to the players, I have grown to absolutely detest these two. The amount of frustration brought forth by their gameplans leaves me believing there are people on this board more fit to coach the Cowboys than they are.

Sure, Romo didnt play well, and yes, our receivers are completely inadiquete, but ****** if these two stooges are not the posterchildren for how to NOT coach an NFL franchise. It's almost to the point where it isnt worth watching anymore because I find myself wondering how two men being paid MILLIONS to coach a football team can be so utterly unskilled at their craft.

So Wade and Garret, thank you. Thank you for taking one of the great joys in my life and turning it into a 3 hour choir. Thank you for making sundays in the fall an exercise in frustration and futility. Most of all, thank you for taking a talented team with a great capacity for success and running them into the ****ing ground.
 
when jerry was in the middle of things he was called a bad owner. Now that hes letting his coaches call the shots again hes a bad owner.
 
LatinMind;2991485 said:
when jerry was in the middle of things he was called a bad owner. Now that hes letting his coaches call the shots again hes a bad owner.

Jerry is not in the middle of things right now? WAT?
 
LatinMind;2991485 said:
when jerry was in the middle of things he was called a bad owner. Now that hes letting his coaches call the shots again hes a bad owner.

Are you joking?

Ya he didn't just veto Wade's decision on fining the players.:rolleyes:

Give me a break.
 
What do you mean now that he's letting the coaches call the shots?

The only choice Wade is given right now is glazed or powdered, THAT'S IT.

Fail on all levels for this team, in 09, my friends.
 
LatinMind;2991485 said:
when jerry was in the middle of things he was called a bad owner. Now that hes letting his coaches call the shots again hes a bad owner.

He made the wrong decision by not firing Wade after the Philly game last year. He is bad GM. He is bad owner because he does not know his limitations.
 
Jerry is staying regardless, so there is no point in worrying about it

I'll whine about sugar titties and fire crotch until I'm blue in the face, however
 
The30YardSlant;2991464 said:
Today, I developed a deep-seeded HATRED for Wade Phillips and Jason Garrett. I've been agitated, even flat-out angry with them before, but this game really sent me over the edge.

These two have single-handidly taken all of the fun out of watching the Dallas Cowboys for me. I had much more fun watching Dave Campo's 5-11 teams than I do this years' team. Between the horrid offensive playcalling, the atrocious blitz packages, the soft zone coverage, the complete and total lack of team discipline and accoutability, and the lack of heart and desire that filters down to the players, I have grown to absolutely detest these two. The amount of frustration brought forth by their gameplans leaves me believing there are people on this board more fit to coach the Cowboys than they are.

Sure, Romo didnt play well, and yes, our receivers are completely inadiquete, but ****** if these two stooges are not the posterchildren for how to NOT coach an NFL franchise. It's almost to the point where it isnt worth watching anymore because I find myself wondering how two men being paid MILLIONS to coach a football team can be so utterly unskilled at their craft.

So Wade and Garret, thank you. Thank you for taking one of the great joys in my life and turning it into a 3 hour choir. Thank you for making sundays in the fall an exercise in frustration and futility. Most of all, thank you for taking a talented team with a great capacity for success and running them into the ****ing ground.

You havent gotten to numb yet?

Stick around. Thats next
 
I'd like to trade Jason Garrett for a brand new toilet bowl brush. One turd play-caller for one turd scrubber.
 
The30YardSlant;2991464 said:
So Wade and Garret, thank you. Thank you for taking one of the great joys in my life and turning it into a 3 hour choir. Thank you for making sundays in the fall an exercise in frustration and futility. Most of all, thank you for taking a talented team with a great capacity for success and running them into the ****ing ground.

What's wrong with a three hour choir? :confused:
 
The30YardSlant;2991464 said:
...I had much more fun watching Dave Campo's 5-11 teams than I do this years' team...

i didn't.
 
The30YardSlant;2991568 said:
Jerry is staying regardless, so there is no point in worrying about it

I'll whine about sugar titties and fire crotch until I'm blue in the face, however

:lmao2: :lmao2: :lmao2:

"sugar titties and fire crotch". That's hilarious. You made my day.
 
Only other thing this game brought out from me was a messy wet fart after eating Chips + Salsa Con Queso dip while watching my team get spanked.
 
poke;2991726 said:
i didn't.
Me niether. This team still at least (I think) has the talent and the ability to get it right. Let's not forget, we should have won both these games and beat ourselves. That's correctable. The Campo teams never had a chance.
 
Garrett was trash as soon as the 07 playoff game ended. Just alot of fans have emotionally invested so much into everything Cowboy related it's hard to admit it at first. No biggie
 

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