Amari being Coy with injury to keep pressure on Jerry to Gallup

[Ranching]

this might have worked when you were coaching mouth breathers but…

Got you worked up, so I guess it still works.

 

[Redball Express]

I believe Amari is being “Coy” with injury to keep pressure on Jerry to keep Gallup on team as a top FA?

A bit of a reach no?

 

[fivetwos]

Some of the shticks that people actually pull off well around here is truly amazing.

It just......can't be your real selves....at least most of you.

Or....can it??

 

[garyo1954]

Somebody has been huffing the gold spray paint!

 

[pupulehaole]

lmao OP for sure trolling no way his post history is legit

Yah this dude is a clown.

 

[Dak_Attack_09]

A bit of a reach no?

Jerry says a lot of the out of the ordinary stuff as well.

Did he not have a story about getting your arm cut off, and not running to the woods because you know your human anatomy and you can stop the bleeding with a belt?

 

[Whyjerry]

I believe Amari is being “Coy” with injury to keep pressure on Jerry to keep Gallup on team as a top FA?

Seek help

 

[garyo1954]

Jerry says a lot of the out of the ordinary stuff as well.

Did he not have a story about getting your arm cut off, and not running to the woods because you know your human anatomy and you can stop the bleeding with a belt?

That was somebody else. Jerry's story was:

“Picture you were a driver of a car and you had a wreck and your hand was almost severed off, but you didn’t understand your anatomy,” Jones explained. “You look down, you’re spurting blood, you open the door, and run to the woods, and either die bleeding to death or shock. The educated looks down, knows his anatomy, squeezes and knows his best chance is to wait for help. That’s because he’s been there and done that. So I’m squeezing and waiting for help.” Per Clarence Hill

He also added he'd probably have to pull that help out his $$$. Nobody got it though since there was no way Jerry could hold the bleeding back with his only good hand and still pull something out his $$$. And he owns the Cowboys!

 

[Mannix]

Cooper looks like he's been hitting some buffets in the attached pic....he is being paid to be a difference maker, which he is NOT....difference makers show up EVERY game, and at least act engaged on the sideline and with teammates occasionally.

 

[john van brocklin]

I believe Amari is being “Coy” with injury to keep pressure on Jerry to keep Gallup on team as a top FA?

Maybe???

 

[cowboyec]

Amari Cooper is an American football wide receiver for the Dallas Cowboys of the National Football League. He played college football at the University of Alabama

COOOOOOOOOOOOOP

 

[JoeKing]

A hit dog will holler. Amari being coy means he won't be ready when training camp gets here and may miss time in the regular season. I think that's okay because we have the talent at WR to take up the slack.

 

[Kwyn]

Hey man can you correct the sentence for me so I know what’s wrong.

Happy to help. It can be done with just a few keystrokes

edit -> delete -> type “trolling” -> delete

 

[Kwyn]

Fake surgery to convince the Cowboys that he has a physical problem so they are forced to burn their cap on his replacement? Is that what you’re implying?

Well, when you put it like that …

 

[Sarge]

OPs english teacher would be pissed if he/she saw that sentence. I think texting has really damaged these kids ability to form coherent sentences. Dak_Attack where do you high school? Also, when is the next parent teacher conference? If you don’t mind, I would like an invite to chat with your teacher. Not about you, I just want to get an gauge on how teachers are approaching their lesson plans nowadays.

“Dak_Attack where do you high school?”……”I just want to get an gauge….”

 

[Batman1980]

Some of the shticks that people actually pull off well around here is truly amazing.

It just......can't be your real selves....at least most of you.

Or....can it??

I have a bachelor's in family and child science, I don't believe in presenting false personas.

 

[Zekeats]

Everyone post he makes ^

 

[MoistMayonnaise]

Found SAS's zone account.

 

[Vinnie2u]

I got to give @Dak_Attack_09 his props... He's consistent...

 

[OmerV]

HEADLINE: Amari being Coy with injury to keep pressure on Jerry to Gallup

You mean like this …?