Amber Heard has been telepathying me again

[Reverend Conehead]

This morning when I was making waffles, Amber Heard telepathied me, distracting me, which made me accidentally burn my hand on the waffle iron. Last night she did it, making me stub my toe. She's using telepathy to try to destroy me so that I can't do any rival time travel trips. That *****. I don't know why she's so obsessed with me. Please join me in focusing your mind to thwart her evil efforts against me. If we put all our minds together, we can telepathy her back into her place. I'd bet you anything she has a voodoo doll of me that she stabs every day. Help me to fight back. Thanks.

 

[Runwildboys]

See guys, I told you he'd think it was her.

 

[Xelda]

I'll bet Amber the Evil attacked Dak last night and cost us the game. She must be stopped!

 

[kskboys]

She can only hurt me so much in the 30 minutes that I want!!!!!!

 

[DallasEast]

If real life was like the movies, Amber Heard would have ended up like Drew Barrymore in Scream a long time ago...

 

[NorthoftheRedRiver]

I've heard that she was seen with our entire defense in Cabo.

 

[CalPolyTechnique]

“I can’t stand her beautiful stupid face. I hate everything about that gorgeous angel.” — Rev. ConeHead

 

[Reverend Conehead]

“I can’t stand her beautiful stupid face. I hate everything about that gorgeous angel.” — Rev. ConeHead

That's right! That disgusting evil gorgeous *****! The Cowboys played bad and it's her fault! I didn't see her dressed up as a Cowboys cheerleader.

 

[Hoofbite]

I'm now on the outside looking at an inside joke. Not the best place to be, really.

 

[nobody]

I'm now on the outside looking at an inside joke. Not the best place to be, really.

He has the extreme hots for her and deals with these emotions by redirecting them into an obsessive blame-game so he doesn't have to admit his eternal love for her evilness.

 

[DallasEast]

I have made literally hundreds of animated gifs since joining CowboysZone in '04. I might be tempted to say the count is over a thousand but I cannot verify that after dropping my Photobucket library like a hot rock years ago (subscription hike). Anyhoo, this may be one of my most favorite of all-time lol.

 

[cowboyec]

what a *****.
aliens.

 

[DallasEast]

duh.

My inner comics book nerd just Leroy Jethro Gibbs slapped me in the back of the head.

Amber Heard is a woman. Check.

Amber Heard is 'obsessive'. Check.

Amber Heard uses telepathy. Check.

Congratulations @Reverend Conehead!

Amber Heard is the Dark Phoenix, lol.

 

[Londonboy]

I'm now on the outside looking at an inside joke. Not the best place to be, really.