Amber Heard's Voodoo Curse on the Cowboys

[Reverend Conehead]

You didn't think the Cowboys could make that many boneheaded mistakes against a crappy team with an undrafted QB, did you? Nope. All that crappy play happened because Amber Heard hates my guts and so she put a voodoo curse on the my fav team. Don't worry though. I'll get her back. I'm putting a curse on her to make her salivate and have her tongue swell up really big if she tries to cast a spell on a football team. So she's gonna be like:

"Hey!" (slobber, drool), "What'th thith thit," (drool, slurp), "What'th going on?" (slobber, slobber) "Why can't I ... " (salivate) "thpeak right?" (drool, drool) "Thath not funny! You're tho thtupid!" (slurp, drool). "Thshut off thith thtupid thpell!"

So don't you worry about that obnoxious little tart. I shall get our revenge.

 

[Rockport]

You didn't think the Cowboys could make that many boneheaded mistakes against a crappy team with an undrafted QB, did you? Nope. All that crappy play happened because Amber Heard hates my guts and so she put a voodoo curse on the my fav team. Don't worry though. I'll get her back. I'm putting a curse on her to make her salivate and have her tongue swell up really big if she tries to cast a spell on a football team. So she's gonna be like:

"Hey!" (slobber, drool), "What'th thith thit," (drool, slurp), "What'th going on?" (slobber, slobber) "Why can't I ... " (salivate) "thpeak right?" (drool, drool) "Thath not funny! You're tho thtupid!" (slurp, drool). "Thshut off thith thtupid thpell!"

So don't you worry about that obnoxious little tart. I shall get our revenge.

 

[gtb1943]

when you look at how many fumbles have gone the other way and tipped passes and all the rest, sure looks like a curse to me