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From the 50,000-watt communication giant of truth-mongering, feared by communists, ***** and disco adherents, from Farmers Branch the epicenter of Good American blandness and lower-middle class nihilism, an interview with Michael strahan who is talking trash about Tony Romo.
Next up: Farmers Branch Sunday Brunch with Bunny Nichols and then The World of Education, Do We Need It? with Milt "Pal" Garza.
Next up: Farmers Branch Sunday Brunch with Bunny Nichols and then The World of Education, Do We Need It? with Milt "Pal" Garza.
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(Satire; some of it)
Today Air America Cowboys gets the lowdown with Michael Strahan, fearsome defender for the New York Giants.
AAC: Let's get going, Michael. What up with that gap in yo teeth?
MS: (Rolling his eyes)
AAC: We want an answer to that, if it's no trouble, giant man
MS: It runs in the family ....
AAC: So yo mama looks like that?
MS: Yeah
AAC: And your sister, Tamara, too?
MS: Yeah
AAC: I detect an attitude. We paid a promotional fee for this talk so you just deliver and you'll be OK.
AAC: You been talking trash about Tony Romo, how you and those other three guys WHO HAVE MORE SACKS THAT YOU, THE SACK MASTER has.
MS: Tony Romo will spend lots of time looking at airplanes coming in for a landing at Kennedy Airport.
AAC: Oh, yeah. Air America has four words for you: Davis, Colombo, Gurode, Adams and Kosier
MS: They ain't nothing man. And that is FIVE words.
AAC: I am a product of Farmers Branch schools, it is expected of me.
But let's get back to those four, um, five guys. You undoubtedly are uncomfortable talking about men who can pancake you on any given Sunday.
MS: Tony Romo will be sacked 8 times Sunday. Put that on your 50,000 watts of BS.
AAC: At this very moment our station intern is "adjusting" the tire pressure on the wheels of your Escalade. You want to go for the paint job?
MS: Sheeeet. You would not dare, you Texas idiot.
AAC: Yes, a proud Fighting Idiot from Farmers Branch
AAC: Let's talk about your messy divorce.
MS: Beatch set me up.
AAC: Elaborate, please.
MS: She took my money, man. If she hadn't I'd be annoufing on FOX sports and fishing with Jimma Johnson in Florida instead of working for da man, Coughy.
AAC: Yes, tell us about your filming your ex sister in law in her bedroom while she thought she had privacy.
MS: hearsay.
AAC: I read from court documents. It is alleged by the complainant that said sister in law discovered videotaping equipment in her bedroom and tapes were made of her private moments.
MS: Interview is over, guy.
AAC: No, it is not! You can't handle the truth!!!
Let's talk about your sack record you achieved when an offensive linemen LET YOU HAVE THAT RECORD SACK.
MS: Didn't Happen.
AAC: Don't make us get rough, you gap-toothed cretan from New Jersey.
MS: You talk big for a 190 pounder.
AAC: I can back it up. Want to try me, blubber man?
MS: No.
AAC; Let's end this self-serving session by you. Tell us what will happen Sunday in New York, God's mistake by the lake.
MS: We have no lake, guy.
AAC: Cleveland, new york, it's all the same quagmire of filth and disgusting people.
MS: You want to talk trash? This interview is over.
AAC: Oh, you want me to pull transcripts from your divorce trial?
You want me to read word for word about those "weekends of fun" in Holland? The "hardware" you have in your closet? That 17-year-old cousin of yours?
MS: This interview is over.
AAC: OK, it's over. Our intern is back. You want me to calll a cab....?
MS: If my Escalade is harmed you are breathing your last ....
AAC: I laugh at your anxiety. I spit on your escalade and your skanky female assistant with the body odor that you brought with you.
MS: Are you for real? I could smash you ...
AAC: Maybe you could, maybe you couldn't. Why don't you go check your Escalade. My manic intern zrinkill might have painted it a lovely shade of pink by now.
MS: (Running out the door)
AAC: Loyal listeners, Michael Strahan, Giants defensive ant. Thank you, you dumb sum ... Zrin, let's load up, he'll be back and he'll be verrry mad.
Signing off from our satellite broadcast studios on the East Side. God bless America, we are out!!!
Zrin and M Strahan inspecting the Escalade.
Today Air America Cowboys gets the lowdown with Michael Strahan, fearsome defender for the New York Giants.
AAC: Let's get going, Michael. What up with that gap in yo teeth?
MS: (Rolling his eyes)
AAC: We want an answer to that, if it's no trouble, giant man
MS: It runs in the family ....
AAC: So yo mama looks like that?
MS: Yeah
AAC: And your sister, Tamara, too?
MS: Yeah
AAC: I detect an attitude. We paid a promotional fee for this talk so you just deliver and you'll be OK.
AAC: You been talking trash about Tony Romo, how you and those other three guys WHO HAVE MORE SACKS THAT YOU, THE SACK MASTER has.
MS: Tony Romo will spend lots of time looking at airplanes coming in for a landing at Kennedy Airport.
AAC: Oh, yeah. Air America has four words for you: Davis, Colombo, Gurode, Adams and Kosier
MS: They ain't nothing man. And that is FIVE words.
AAC: I am a product of Farmers Branch schools, it is expected of me.
But let's get back to those four, um, five guys. You undoubtedly are uncomfortable talking about men who can pancake you on any given Sunday.
MS: Tony Romo will be sacked 8 times Sunday. Put that on your 50,000 watts of BS.
AAC: At this very moment our station intern is "adjusting" the tire pressure on the wheels of your Escalade. You want to go for the paint job?
MS: Sheeeet. You would not dare, you Texas idiot.
AAC: Yes, a proud Fighting Idiot from Farmers Branch
AAC: Let's talk about your messy divorce.
MS: Beatch set me up.
AAC: Elaborate, please.
MS: She took my money, man. If she hadn't I'd be annoufing on FOX sports and fishing with Jimma Johnson in Florida instead of working for da man, Coughy.
AAC: Yes, tell us about your filming your ex sister in law in her bedroom while she thought she had privacy.
MS: hearsay.
AAC: I read from court documents. It is alleged by the complainant that said sister in law discovered videotaping equipment in her bedroom and tapes were made of her private moments.
MS: Interview is over, guy.
AAC: No, it is not! You can't handle the truth!!!
Let's talk about your sack record you achieved when an offensive linemen LET YOU HAVE THAT RECORD SACK.
MS: Didn't Happen.
AAC: Don't make us get rough, you gap-toothed cretan from New Jersey.
MS: You talk big for a 190 pounder.
AAC: I can back it up. Want to try me, blubber man?
MS: No.
AAC; Let's end this self-serving session by you. Tell us what will happen Sunday in New York, God's mistake by the lake.
MS: We have no lake, guy.
AAC: Cleveland, new york, it's all the same quagmire of filth and disgusting people.
MS: You want to talk trash? This interview is over.
AAC: Oh, you want me to pull transcripts from your divorce trial?
You want me to read word for word about those "weekends of fun" in Holland? The "hardware" you have in your closet? That 17-year-old cousin of yours?
MS: This interview is over.
AAC: OK, it's over. Our intern is back. You want me to calll a cab....?
MS: If my Escalade is harmed you are breathing your last ....
AAC: I laugh at your anxiety. I spit on your escalade and your skanky female assistant with the body odor that you brought with you.
MS: Are you for real? I could smash you ...
AAC: Maybe you could, maybe you couldn't. Why don't you go check your Escalade. My manic intern zrinkill might have painted it a lovely shade of pink by now.
MS: (Running out the door)
AAC: Loyal listeners, Michael Strahan, Giants defensive ant. Thank you, you dumb sum ... Zrin, let's load up, he'll be back and he'll be verrry mad.
Signing off from our satellite broadcast studios on the East Side. God bless America, we are out!!!
Zrin and M Strahan inspecting the Escalade.
