And now the Ezekiel Elliot Rule

[LocimusPrime]

 

[xwalker]

Let's see, we have:

• Emmitt Smith helmet rule
• Irvin contact rule
  
• Roy Williams horse collar rule
• MB3 rule stiff arm rule
  
• Zeke crop top rule
• Jason Witten another helmet rule

The NFL needs to keep its pathetic governance away from our team...

Erik Williams hands to the face rule.

 

[JoeKing]

I wonder if Zeke will grow up?

Like that will stop you from asking that. Grow up!

 

[JoeKing]

There’s the Deion rule. Teams are no longer allowed to give only minimum base salaries and allow the signing bonus proration to be higher than the base.

There's the Romo rule. After the bobbled snap in the Seattle playoff loss, the league no longer allowed home-team ball boys to manage the K balls used for special teams.

 

[rags747]

Shirt tucked in may be an official rule, but you now see a lot of jerseys with elastic at the bottom that keeps the jersey down by the waist of the pants. Romo used to wear these jerseys and I have seen others wear them as well, much looser fit and able to move around better I would think.

 

[Falco78]

It really doesn't matter go out and act like a pro, I can't support Zeke is he purposely makes himself look like an idiot...

 

[ghst187]

Let's see, we have:

• Emmitt Smith helmet rule
• Irvin contact rule
  
• Roy Williams horse collar rule
• MB3 rule stiff arm rule
  
• Zeke crop top rule
• Jason Witten another helmet rule

The NFL needs to keep its pathetic governance away from our team...

Eric Williams rule against taking the DTs head and shoving it up

 

[Buzzbait]

I wonder if Zeke will grow up?

Soon I hope.

 

[Whyjerry]

Like that will stop you from asking that. Grow up!

Was that supposed to be funny?

 

[northerncowboynation]

Much ado about nothing

 

[Longboysfan]

Dez Bryant catch rule.

 

[BourbonBalz]

Let's see, we have:

• Emmitt Smith helmet rule
• Irvin contact rule
  
• Roy Williams horse collar rule
• MB3 rule stiff arm rule
  
• Zeke crop top rule
• Jason Witten another helmet rule

The NFL needs to keep its pathetic governance away from our team...

Don’t forget the Erik Williams hands to the face rule.

 

[G2]

There should be a "read the damn posts rule."

So that 8 people don't post the exact same thing.

 

[dirtycallahan]

Salary cap?

 

[Jeffkills]

Erik Williams hands to the face rule.

Good call...

My god, remember how his arms were somehow so damn long?

Once Eric Williams got his hands to a D-lineman's face, it was just totally over... Awesome..

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"Erik Williams was perhaps one of the scariest players of his era. His facial expressions matched his style of play—angry.

Williams was drafted by the Cowboys in 1991 and instantly became a star. He played with ferocious tenacity while being feared and respected by the opposition.

A near-fatal car accident in 1994 slowed the star's play, though he continued to dominate the competition.

Williams earned four Pro Bowl spots and three of them were post-accident. He also was a member of three Dallas Super Bowl teams (XVII, XVIII, XXX).

If not for his injury, Erik Williams could have been one of the all-time greatest offensive lineman to play in the NFL. Scary."

https://bleacherreport.com/articles/1379009-dallas-cowboys-top-10-all-time-offensive-lineman#slide3

 

[BourbonBalz]

There should be a "read the damn posts rule."

So that 8 people don't post the exact same thing.

Or, you could just pull your panties out of your crack. Most people (myself included) don't read the entire thread before they post a response.

 

[65fastback2plus2]

Tony often had his untucked. who cares?

 

[jazzcat22]

Let's see, we have:

• Emmitt Smith helmet rule
• Irvin contact rule
  
• Roy Williams horse collar rule
• MB3 rule stiff arm rule
  
• Zeke crop top rule
• Jason Witten another helmet rule

The NFL needs to keep its pathetic governance away from our team...

I am surprised there is not an index card rule in place yet.
I guess that could be a Jason Garrett rule.

 

[jazzcat22]

They have a rule against excessive sweaty butt?

That was for Nate Newton, well the entire OL I guess. But Madden seemed to award the winner to Nate most of the time.

 

[G2]

Or, you could just pull your panties out of your crack. Most people (myself included) don't read the entire thread before they post a response.

Solid point, 1 1/2 pages is probably too much for you.
Sarcasm is not your thing if it has to be explained.