answer to TO's rap

[Zaxor]

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Just a Fool
(Sung to the tune of "Bust a Move")

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It was a new day dawning I was tired and yawning
There was no one on the road at like 6 in the morning
When my girl calls me up and says, "You hear this crap?"
"That fool T.O. just made a new rap"
Now I’d never leave her, but I don’t believe her.
Is he a rapper, a yapper or a wide receiver?
So I flip on the music and here it comes.
Sure enough that jackass is flapping his gums
About his brand-new contract and all his money,
How he got the last laugh and it's all so funny,
How he's so damn great and he just can't wait
To make them all happy in the Lone Star State.
But soon they'll be saying the same stuff we say
And your autograph will go for two bucks on eBay.

(At right: Image of Owens as crybaby from Bangcartoons.com parody "Child's Play.")

You think you're the man but you're not that cool.
C'mon, T.O., you’re just a fool!You and your chosen louse, this Rosenhaus,
I circled the day you'll be back in our house.
I got my VIP seats right next to Mr. Lurie,
A blindfold for my son if it gets too gory,
And we'll see you back in Philly, my loudmouth friend.
Let's see if you can play this year to the end.
Let's see you score a touchdown and try to gloat:
You'll have a fist in your face and a Sharpie in your throat.
We got B. Dawk and he'll be stalkin'.
We'll see who's the last guy standing and talkin'.
We'll see who can play right up in your face.
Maybe you can borrow Michael Irvin's neck brace!
But goodness' sake I doubt I'm mistaken
You're gonna wind up with more concussions than Aikman
Because a team means a team and you broke the rule.
C'mon, T.O., you're just a fool!

 

[Zippy Speedster]

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Maybe you can borrow Michael Irvin's neck brace!

But goodness' sake I doubt I'm mistaken
You're gonna wind up with more concussions than Aikman

Oh wow, I hope he's not just all talk and TO literally destroys them when we play the Iggles now!! Topped with that Radio-Bounty, the Iggles need to be slapped back into place, they're getting out of control again, ala the Buddy Ryan era.

But talk about great, others are going to make this a team game for TO. All of a sudden we need him AND now he needs the rest of his team. Basically TO is dead when we go to Philly if he doesn't have the loyalty of his team to protect him on that day, and basically we'll get our butts stomped into the ground over and over by this pissed off Eagle team if we don't all come to play...as a team.

This could be a bloody game. And if our team is ready to stand up for Cowboy honor and have TO's back, this could be a REEAAAAAALY Bloody Game! I see many getting kicked out of the game. We just gotta make sure it's our less important players doing the biting and getting kicked out, not our stars. We need a wall of 3rd strings to protect TO. What we don't need is Roy Williams or Ware or somebody else important like that running out in TO's defense and getting kicked out, or god-forbid, TO himself getting expelled from the game.

One of our most telling games as a franchise is coming up this year. It will surely be interesting as to how we'll react as a team.

 

[juck]

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Just a Fool
(Sung to the tune of "Bust a Move")

Windows Media version:



mp3 version:



It was a new day dawning I was tired and yawning
There was no one on the road at like 6 in the morning
When my girl calls me up and says, "You hear this crap?"
"That fool T.O. just made a new rap"
Now I’d never leave her, but I don’t believe her.
Is he a rapper, a yapper or a wide receiver?
So I flip on the music and here it comes.
Sure enough that jackass is flapping his gums
About his brand-new contract and all his money,
How he got the last laugh and it's all so funny,
How he's so damn great and he just can't wait
To make them all happy in the Lone Star State.
But soon they'll be saying the same stuff we say
And your autograph will go for two bucks on eBay.

(At right: Image of Owens as crybaby from Bangcartoons.com parody "Child's Play.")

You think you're the man but you're not that cool.
C'mon, T.O., you’re just a fool!You and your chosen louse, this Rosenhaus,
I circled the day you'll be back in our house.
I got my VIP seats right next to Mr. Lurie,
A blindfold for my son if it gets too gory,
And we'll see you back in Philly, my loudmouth friend.
Let's see if you can play this year to the end.
Let's see you score a touchdown and try to gloat:
You'll have a fist in your face and a Sharpie in your throat.
We got B. Dawk and he'll be stalkin'.
We'll see who's the last guy standing and talkin'.
We'll see who can play right up in your face.
Maybe you can borrow Michael Irvin's neck brace!
But goodness' sake I doubt I'm mistaken
You're gonna wind up with more concussions than Aikman
Because a team means a team and you broke the rule.
C'mon, T.O., you're just a fool!

Why are u constantly against T.O.?He is the best wide reciever in the game and the hardest worker,and deserves his money,he earns it unlike so many others.

 

[Zaxor]

Why are u constantly against T.O.?He is the best wide reciever in the game and the hardest worker,and deserves his money,he earns it unlike so many others.

Hey Man I didn't write it..just posted it

 

[cannonball44]

I kinda like it... lol

 

[DCowboyz]

Well.. This guy raps worse than TO..
What a life..

 

[Doomsday101]

Well.. This guy raps worse than TO..
What a life..

No such thing as good rap, I guess for those who can't sing rapping is the way to go.

 

[rexrobinson]

This sounds like the obligatory Philly Fan

"You'll have a fist in your face and a Sharpie in your throat."

"Maybe you can borrow Michael Irvin's neck brace!"

and what best sums them up... I took this from the blog this guy wrote:

"There's more in their divorce agreement about how we split up the Eagles tickets than how we split up the children."


lol funny

 

[DragonCowboy]

Oh wow, I hope he's not just all talk and TO literally destroys them when we play the Iggles now!! Topped with that Radio-Bounty, the Iggles need to be slapped back into place, they're getting out of control again, ala the Buddy Ryan era.

But talk about great, others are going to make this a team game for TO. All of a sudden we need him AND now he needs the rest of his team. Basically TO is dead when we go to Philly if he doesn't have the loyalty of his team to protect him on that day, and basically we'll get our butts stomped into the ground over and over by this pissed off Eagle team if we don't all come to play...as a team.

This could be a bloody game. And if our team is ready to stand up for Cowboy honor and have TO's back, this could be a REEAAAAAALY Bloody Game! I see many getting kicked out of the game. We just gotta make sure it's our less important players doing the biting and getting kicked out, not our stars. We need a wall of 3rd strings to protect TO. What we don't need is Roy Williams or Ware or somebody else important like that running out in TO's defense and getting kicked out, or god-forbid, TO himself getting expelled from the game.

One of our most telling games as a franchise is coming up this year. It will surely be interesting as to how we'll react as a team.

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