Phoenix;2950647 said:
Says who?
You haven't yet used your PTM (Personal Time Machine) to jump a day to see results? Okay, you got us. Yes, you can see the results. But the problem is that somehow the Universe detects that we have tried to cheat for financial gain, and intervenes to make the game unpredictable again. We think this is currently caused by a combination of factors - the current polarization of Earth to the North, the flow of the Precession (galactic rotation), BSPN anti-Cowboys bias level, and the current percentage of Earth women with implants. However, we are working to resolve this interference with the LHC (Large Hadron Collider). That is the REAL reason for the LHC. Oops, I wasn't supposed to let that out. Don't tell anyone you heard it from me.
Just to expound a bit -
Pamela Anderson. She was the key. We saw a brief window of opportunity when she decided to remove her implants. We knew, but nobody else did. That was when the scales changed in our favor and we were able to raise the billions necessary for the LHC. Okay, so a fallout was the global recession, but we think it is a small price to pay. We knew in advance of Pamela, and were ready for the shift, allowing us to make BILLIONS. Okay, sorry, the global recession is on us, but we think everyone will benefit in the long run. Hell, blame Pamela Anderson.
We THINK we have the bugs fixed in the LHC so as not to cause a black hole when it is finally activated, really not sure. We can't see past that right now due to several factors: (1) the impending sex scandal tape of Mylie Cyrus (2) the release of Paula Abdul from American Idol, (3) and the per capita stupidity rate, which was eclipsed unfortunately by Michael Crabtree.
If a black hole does appear from LHC activation, and we all get sucked into a sudden death, many apologies in advance.
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